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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 4h

The American girl knew something was up.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3h

Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants

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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 6h

thanks but if i need advice i will google it to find the relevant information likely contained in a reddit thread that i will then screenshot forget to read and delete in the not too distant future

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 16h

thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h

He calls himself "Asmodeus"

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 3h

I'd forgotten how sexy Mother Nature's curves can be.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2h

A farmer once put a gown on a donkey, and asked me, "Hey, does this dress make my ass look fat?"

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 1h

Her: You need to work on your communication skills. Me: 👍

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 10h

ProTip: Bringing a dog to a park is a great way to meet new dogs.

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 16h

If someone makes you happy, make them happier.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 2h

Remember, when approached by a angry elephant holding a nut cracker, don't crack jokes about his trunk. The good news is the doctors can give me a nose, but the bad news is I have two choices: clown or Hello Kitty.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I get knocked down, but I get up again because that’s what a Weeble Wobble does

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have the survival instincts of a victorian child discovering electricity and somehow holding a fork

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Self checkout is basically an argument with a robot over a sack of potatoes that summons an employee to mediate

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My toxic trait is thinking i can run a quick errand without it turning into a full day event. Anyway, I own a ferret now

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 12h

I’m sorry could you repeat that? Phil Collins was doing his drum solo

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 2h

Happy Perpetually Soggy Outdoor Cushion Season to those who celebrate

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm a "donut half eaten so don't bother me until I've finished the other half" kind of guy.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Koalas have fingerprints remarkably similar to ours, which is how they managed to frame the zoo's dentist for bank robbery.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Making friends is hard.“ —Dr. Frankenstein

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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 10h

You wouldn't guess it from what I'm wearing but broccoli and cauliflower are closely related

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12h

I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes you eat in the cafeteria and sometimes the cafeteria eats you 🏆👑 Congratulations @thealexnevil.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15h

I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 15h

The story of your life is not yet written. There's still time to add black market rum, purloined skeletons, and a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law to your narrative.

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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 15h

"you scared the shit out of me" ❌ "Ahhh! Spookie dookie" ✅

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14h

Instead of an air fryer I recommend using a cockle warmer. Easy cleanup, too.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21h

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 13h

the eclair is the hot dog of dessert

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

my fav thing about women is when they’re like I’m a delicate flower then go shower in lava

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13h

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 13h

We found so many seashells down by the seashore, bro you don’t even know

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 13h

No one judges me as harshly as I judge myself. Except for my screen time reminders.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don’t have two wolves inside me I have a giant Flamingo named Penny who’s super Italian and complains when I don’t eat enough a spicy a meat a balls

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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 17h

Do ghosts get spooked by other ghosts? Like, if a ghost is just minding its business having a spooky nap or something; does it get scared when another ghost floats into the room?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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The Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 16h

So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories.

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

Today I learned: Andrew Jackson’s pet parrot had to be removed from the president’s funeral for excessive cursing. I don’t particularly care for the spelling of silhouette. If your car is expensive enough, you can run a red light into oncoming traffic in front of a cop and not get a ticket.

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