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anton lestrange

@hugemclarge.bsky.social

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 7h

my favorite thread of the week

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 9h

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 9h

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12h

It’s all pretty fucked up, man.

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

call me a nature valley bar the way I'm crumbling

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 20h

I love this song m.youtube.com/watch?v=laWj...

Chris Thomas King "Hard Time Killing Floor Blues"

YouTube video by Music City Roots

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22h

I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23h

Just renewed my lease on not having a life

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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WittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

quit acting like all of 2026 hasn't been spooky season

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe I've been hard on life

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Ashleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I thought my house was haunted but turns out I was just high

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

drink two cups of coffee pee once drink half a glass of water pee eighty five times

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thanks for the complimentary tote bag. it’s just big enough for all of my hopes and dreams

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A chocolate cake that goes directly to your soul

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

internet boobs would fix me

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yeah I weathered the storm of you being a total fuck ass, where's my prize?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i’m an accident that keeps on happening but the coffee seems to be helping

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[after a long day at work] Me: im pooped 17: hi pooped, im son

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Capturing me would really just involve a box sitting on a stick with a vintage band shirt underneath

Baby, I can immolate

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How’s Yukon Cornelius doing? Anybody heard?

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if I ever became a vampire one of the first things I'd do is suck blood from Elvira's tits

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2026

dennis leary is the david spade of joe pescis

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really missed the opportunity to make the theme for my birthday tomorrow Sunset Cocktails with Patricia

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

When dancing with the right person, you don’t need music.

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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mood

Melting snowman who looks covered in blood

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haggis was the original hot pocket

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*sticks pinky out*

Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

Sad Eddie Murphy

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“God was having a good day when he made Alaska” -Bob Ross I agree, Bob. Look at those happy little clouds.

Blue sky with happy white clouds over an ocean view with mountains in the background and green foliage in the forefront. Kachemak Bay, Alaska

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Normalize punching racists in the face again*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit