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Showing the lady at the entrance of the junk sale my stamp for re-entry like I'm coming back in the the club from a smoke break

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20h

For $5 I will stand over your kid’s bed in my Ghostface costume

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 20h

Terrified of falling through the floor while I'm showering and laying in the basement all bloody and naked

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there’s no polite way to unpromptedly offer someone lotion

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why would you ask about a fresh new hell when I haven’t even finished the old one?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not meal time, not hungry, but a secret third thing

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you don't look both ways before you cross your heart and hope to die it doesn't count

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sorry for being so loud, I'm not allowed to laugh at home

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sometimes you’ll meet a person and know from that moment you want to spend the rest of your life without them

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thought I was dying but just needed to put on socks

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 28/09/2026

shitting at the same time as your baby is such a beautiful experience

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everything is terrible but at least i have a lot clothes that i hate

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

butt crack perfect shape to hold a taco. Coincidence?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The prom queen grew up to be a grandma on Facebook posting AI pics of herself

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of spending eternity having my entrails ripped out by falcons. 🥰♥️

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ugh you kiss like my dad

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My entire journal is talking shit about little kids

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A stranger is just a friend you never want to see again yet.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes but what of the early worm? …to shreds you say

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Clocking in because these ants aren't gonna pants themselves

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

overthinking but not in any useful way whatsoever

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I threw my phone at my kids head, I didn't mean to like that

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sorry for the bad juju; my wife has a bunch of unlit candles in our house

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/09/2026

if this email finds you i am already dead

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026

uncanny valley ranch

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A decaffeinated diet coke was my last fucking straw

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The eyes are the red flags of the soul.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I eat candy corn for those who cannot

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Could really go for an afternoon lurk around the neighborhood

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/09/2026

who up tryna score dopamine

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why put this thing away when it’s easier to grab it from a nearby piece of furniture.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you put your ear just below my ribcage, you can hear the cauldron I swallowed whole bubble and boil.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Loudly telling someone they have some food on their mouth but it turns out to be a cold sore

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One slice of pizza is absolutely absurd I don't give a damn if it's the size of my head or not

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Whimsically prancing through a field catching flying fucks with a butterfly net

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saying "sleep tight" is slut shaming.

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