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@meantomyself.bsky.social
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NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Sewing my own tragedies. Huge tinfoil hat. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself Skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yaw…

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 4h
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13h
abolish the death penalty
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 13h
i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12h
I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h
me until november 1st
nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 7h
just saw the biggest raccoon in my damn life. must have been twenty, thirty pounds. lots of protein and vitamins in trash cans around here i think. it walked away from me across the street with zero urgency
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h
Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h
[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19h
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13h
It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 6h
My son told me after soccer practice that it was his teammate's birthday and he said, "I told them it was yours too but sorry to say that no one cares about someone's mom's birthday"
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Caregiver” means a person who gives care. Why doesn’t “caretaker” mean someone who takes care away? Just give me one week with the English language and I will make shit right.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h
The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 22h
Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's wild when people side eye the hairless cat, Burger, in my office. Yeah a therapist cat works here, keep up people act like you know what's up
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you seek friendship, I recommend the kind that will apply for a special permit to bring you cake at the airport on a layover, if they are willing to go through airport security, they are definitely ride or die
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hawks, Hawkeyes, it’s all baseball am I right?
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last night god spoke to me in the Roku city symbolism
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did not realize my route would take me past this building but I guess I'll take the opportunity
Me giving the finger to the Trump building in Chicago
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really missed the opportunity to make the theme for my birthday tomorrow Sunset Cocktails with Patricia
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes when I get really anxious I give myself permission to not let your emails find me for the rest of the day
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know what you did last summer but technically that was just last week so don’t be too impressed
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
TILLIS: can the classified documents case be brought again in the future? JACK: we dismissed it without prejudice YESSSSS
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
post like no one can reply with just your avatar as a rebuttal
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
If my Spanx violently rolled down like roll up blinds and left me looking like a busted biscuit can, you are the friend I'd call from the bathroom
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw an albino squirrel last week and just saw a melanistic squirrel this morning what does it all mean
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just brushed my cat and it produced enough fur to cover 6 bald cats.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how many countries in the entire world do u think trump could actually name lol
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
promising young woman (2020)
[scene from promising young woman]

I mean it's every guy's worst nightmare getting accuses like that 

can you guess what every womams worst nightmare is?
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