Reposted by DoubleTroublemuffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you used to call me on my shellphone 0225
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16hI drew my WAP for you pls respond 58221
Reposted by DoubleTroubleRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 13hA path to happiness perhaps in another dimension? 106013
Reposted by DoubleTroublemuffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026WHATS GRACKLE-ACKIN 939193
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You wanna make things complicated? 63320
DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 13h(Me flirting) I really like your double chin, I bet it comes in handy while folding sheets. 011
Reposted by DoubleTroublekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore. 2337934
Reposted by DoubleTroublekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened. 1518369
Reposted by DoubleTroublekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve been working on my patience all afternoon. I should be done by now. 03618
Reposted by DoubleTroublekorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 14h“Use your best judgment” is an alarming amount of responsibility to give me on a Tuesday. 25427
Reposted by DoubleTroublequagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026listening to the eyes of stanley pain on the interstate was not a great decisionstatic.klipy.comMad Max: Witness MeALT: Mad Max: Witness Me 021
Reposted by DoubleTroublequagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Can't wait to be 80 and talk about music from my age and want Mr. Bungle but ask for daffy duck slapstick ska hour. 011
Reposted by DoubleTroublePot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23hPretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff. 2338
Reposted by DoubleTroubleBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King 17736
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026some days after the algorythm.... #DocAfterDark 1165
Reposted by DoubleTroubleEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They brought back the witches!!! 4303
Reposted by DoubleTroublefilth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i wouldn't say i have tapeworms so much as i'd say we have each other 0233
Reposted by DoubleTroubleT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026not trendy not cool but a secret third thing (me) 24515
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Slept on my body weird last night. Who wants to come over and snap my spine? 57434
Reposted by DoubleTroubleBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment 16734
Reposted by DoubleTroubleash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Savor that compliment you're not getting another one. <this month> 24520
Reposted by DoubleTroublesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey kids, if any of you have a reverse uno card that you could play for humanity that’d be great 411131
Reposted by DoubleTroubleBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026antifreeze for the brain 48442
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814058
Reposted by DoubleTroubleash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait..whoa. Don't look there that's where I hide my sadness. 811137
Reposted by DoubleTroubleJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have an idea for a dark comedy: bats that work as clowns. 66625
Reposted by DoubleTroubleash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too. 611343
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would give you the secret code to my treehouse 3023380
Reposted by DoubleTrouble𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 @allthingsisheretoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Bored? Spiritless? Suffering from non compos mentis? Well that’s alright. That’s likely due to the nonstop American version of the Fratelli d'Italia. Welcome to the all new All Things. You just need a dose of humanity. Or an awe-inspiring example of substandard humor. 531488201
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization 412815
Reposted by DoubleTroublestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*Normalize punching racists in the face again* 518963
Reposted by DoubleTroubleC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 18hNobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break. 28929
Reposted by DoubleTroubleCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I fight crime along side the raccoons at night, it’s good for my cardio. 612244
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDemian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Orcas were always one of my favorite animals. I'd like to be an orca if given a chance. Swim around, hang out with my pod, maybe wear a salmon as a hat, maybe start a new fashion trend with lobsters as accessories. 0116
Reposted by DoubleTroubleJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Enjoy your fall. Do what inspires you. 1412944
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDon Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me with my BlueSky mutualsstatic.klipy.comAlone Man Talking Chairs MemeAlt: Man talking excitedly to a room of empty chairs 092
Reposted by DoubleTroublePot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not wanting to go to bed cause I don't want it to be tomorrow is the story of my life lately. 26526
DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Me flirting) "Does this look infected to you?" 065
Reposted by DoubleTroubleHot Metal and Methedrine. @unityandsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me, going to a party at someone’s house “oh, don’t mind me uh - just shopping around.”static.klipy.comEdgar The Bug from Men in BlackALT: Edgar The Bug from Men in Black 121
Reposted by DoubleTroubleJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How was my day? I was wandering in the woods & found a sword in a stone. I pulled it out with ease. This wizard & an animals all rejoiced. I now rule the kingdom. So yeah, it was pretty good. 2389
Reposted by DoubleTroublesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna 822255
Reposted by DoubleTroubleCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a magic compass that leads me to cheese. 56919
Reposted by DoubleTroubleJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I got some retail therapy done. But there’s still a huge gap of time before I go watch Resident Evil. It’s a good day to treat myself. 3214
Reposted by DoubleTrouble🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake 86628
Reposted by DoubleTroublePandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*sends threatening letters to you via carrier pigeon* 43818
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band Van Helen 1182
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026Do you have a therapist? Yes? Then feel free to discuss all of that with them. 0102
Reposted by DoubleTroubleLydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026I maintain, it wasn’t *that* badstatic.klipy.comThehaljordangl Green Lantern SceneALT: Thehaljordangl Green Lantern Scene 293
Reposted by DoubleTroubleDJ 🌻💙🌻💙🌻 @gimmedoritos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025“Sorry I come off as weird. I find the experience of being alive profoundly uncomfortable, you know, with little to no relief.” Ruby Setnik on Netflix is a Joke. 0274