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DoubleTrouble

@badboybill69.bsky.social
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"Eat, skeet, sleep, repeat" I did this 👇 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you used to call me on my shellphone
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14h
On Tuesdays, we flounce.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h
I drew my WAP for you pls respond
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 13h
A path to happiness perhaps in another dimension?
A picture of the forest that is kind of off.
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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WHATS GRACKLE-ACKIN
a black bird with blue iridescence thats called a grackle with the pixely meme sunglasses badly placed in MS paint over its eyes
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You wanna make things complicated?
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 13h
(Me flirting) I really like your double chin, I bet it comes in handy while folding sheets.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been working on my patience all afternoon. I should be done by now.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 14h
“Use your best judgment” is an alarming amount of responsibility to give me on a Tuesday.
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
listening to the eyes of stanley pain on the interstate was not a great decision
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Mad Max: Witness Me
ALT: Mad Max: Witness Me
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quagbert.bsky.social @quagbert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can't wait to be 80 and talk about music from my age and want Mr. Bungle but ask for daffy duck slapstick ska hour.
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23h
Pretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 29/09/2026
some days after the algorythm.... #DocAfterDark
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They brought back the witches!!!
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wouldn't say i have tapeworms so much as i'd say we have each other
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not trendy not cool but a secret third thing (me)
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slept on my body weird last night. Who wants to come over and snap my spine?
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Savor that compliment you're not getting another one. <this month>
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey kids, if any of you have a reverse uno card that you could play for humanity that’d be great
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
antifreeze for the brain
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I simply couldn't, so I did not.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait..whoa. Don't look there that's where I hide my sadness.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have an idea for a dark comedy: bats that work as clowns.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would give you the secret code to my treehouse
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𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 @allthingsisheretoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bored? Spiritless? Suffering from non compos mentis? Well that’s alright. That’s likely due to the nonstop American version of the Fratelli d'Italia. Welcome to the all new All Things. You just need a dose of humanity. Or an awe-inspiring example of substandard humor.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Gumby leaning up against a yellow convertible
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Normalize punching racists in the face again*
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 18h
Nobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fight crime along side the raccoons at night, it’s good for my cardio.
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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Orcas were always one of my favorite animals. I'd like to be an orca if given a chance. Swim around, hang out with my pod, maybe wear a salmon as a hat, maybe start a new fashion trend with lobsters as accessories.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Enjoy your fall. Do what inspires you.
A collage of fall activities. Top left, fall countryside with stair railings, top left, hot cocoa with marshmallows in a mug, below left carving pumpkin,  below right hands holding leaves, below left two outstretched hands touching leaves that are just about to fall, below right a hilly area touched with the glow of golden leaves, below left lanterns lighted in a square, below right a nude man sitting in front of a pumpkin.

Wait a second. Is that guy fucking a pumpkin?

Holy shit. That guy is fucking a pumpkin.
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Don Ford, Voice of Fantasy and Adventure @donfordvoice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my BlueSky mutuals
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Alone Man Talking Chairs Meme
Alt: Man talking excitedly to a room of empty chairs
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not wanting to go to bed cause I don't want it to be tomorrow is the story of my life lately.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Me flirting) "Does this look infected to you?"
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Hot Metal and Methedrine. @unityandsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, going to a party at someone’s house “oh, don’t mind me uh - just shopping around.”
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Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
ALT: Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How was my day? I was wandering in the woods & found a sword in a stone. I pulled it out with ease. This wizard & an animals all rejoiced. I now rule the kingdom. So yeah, it was pretty good.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a magic compass that leads me to cheese.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got some retail therapy done. But there’s still a huge gap of time before I go watch Resident Evil. It’s a good day to treat myself.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026
not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sends threatening letters to you via carrier pigeon*
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Lydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band Van Helen
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Lydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Do you have a therapist? Yes? Then feel free to discuss all of that with them.
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Lydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
I maintain, it wasn’t *that* bad
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Thehaljordangl Green Lantern Scene
ALT: Thehaljordangl Green Lantern Scene
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DJ 🌻💙🌻💙🌻 @gimmedoritos.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
“Sorry I come off as weird. I find the experience of being alive profoundly uncomfortable, you know, with little to no relief.” Ruby Setnik on Netflix is a Joke.
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