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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 4h

Fool me twice, get re-elected.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 4h

Me at some concert: sing some shit I know

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

antifreeze for the brain

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 7h

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 7h

There should be a politics toggle. Want updates? Toggle on. Need a break? Off

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 15h

who needs spatial awareness anyway

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 13h

Go now or forever hold your pee.

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 8h

Reverse cowgirl cuz ugggh you’re so fucking annoying

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9h

I get knocked down, but I get up again because that’s what a Weeble Wobble does

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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 13h

The emergence of Nadine and the Widdershins Wayfinder

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13h

Haggis was the original hot pocket

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13h

A dark and gritty remake of Ocean’s Eleven where the heist only works because one guy is expendable and none of them know which one it is. Coming to theaters this fall: Baker’s Dozen

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 13h

My entire life is just sending shit out into the ether and hoping for the best

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

I know what you did last summer but technically that was just last week so don’t be too impressed

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13h

Please forgive me, I know everything I do

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Turn away, stranger. I need to rip into this hunk of crusty bread in peace.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Go go gadget self-sabotage!

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 16h

Music is my coffee.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve been working on my patience all afternoon. I should be done by now.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

trial and error would be great names for twins

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21h

When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 19h

Nobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 17h

It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 16h

you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 16h

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 18h

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 16h

Spent all day working through an argument in my head and I still managed to lose

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have the survival instincts of a victorian child discovering electricity and somehow holding a fork

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had one wish it would be to fall headfirst into a volcano

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If someone challenged me to a pie fight, I’d 100% choose the apple pie in the freezer.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Podcasts are actually really useful for making it sound like you're not home alone when the delivery guy brings a shameful amount of takeaway

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really hard to get back on the horse when the horse has left the barn.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Top 38 accounts who already have me blocked

Screenshot of many responses of people here. It reads "Blocked"

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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shitposting. A memoir.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One time I saw an Amish mother nuking a couple of Hot Pockets in the microwave at the South Dayton Super Duper as her daughter watched. She worked that machine with the skill of someone diffusing a bomb

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