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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 1h

Pix or it didn’t happen.

Potato Salad Sandwich for sale at Mitsuwa, held by @happysinecurist.bsky.social who should’ve known that I’d make him stand there til I got my phone out because he knows pix or it didn’t happen. No, we didn’t buy it, it’s enough to know that they exist.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s a really exciting time in america for people who love listeria

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

plumber: i need to you lock your dog away i don’t want to get bit said dog:

doris the ruby and white cavalier sitting in a teal pillow with halloween accent pillows behind her

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

them: if you could be anyone who would you be? me:

betty pang on ig with Xiubobo the pekingese wearing a pumpkin costume and resting in a pumpkin

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024

this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h

Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 17h

when my daughter went to college I gave it to her straight: do not drink with men or you will eventually get date raped. I actually advised her not to drink at all. why sugar coat it

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1h

They should make a being an adult that doesn’t feel like dog shit

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 6h

Plants teach you about you, if you’re listening.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h

I worked in advertising for over two decades and I can promise you that the concept for Liberty Biberty came from someone who woke up on deadline day hung over as fuck with zero plan. We used to call those “pet rocks” - ideas so stupid that in the right room you could make them sound brilliant

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17h

Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 9h

3 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 9h

wingdings font ~ the original emojis

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 7h

Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 19h

Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝

Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20h

if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21h

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22h

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 5h

Purring kitty rubbing up against me, decided my tricep looked tasty and took a little nip. I am familiar with this sort of love. I don't like it. I set a boundary. But alas, he is a cat. He sees my boundary and brings it into the bathtub to bat around at 3am

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

if you’re sad just remember otters

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Wearing my sluttiest sweater to the trade show convention. Its a creamy beige fishermans sweater. I only pull it out when I need to turn heads.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 25/08/2026

a roof over every head food in our stomachs healthcare for all bodily autonomy freedom to love/marry who you want safety to be yourself freedom to worship, or to not clear air, water, soil safe roads accessibility in all spaces a living wage fair taxes to fund the public good our radical agenda

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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Make friend with the magpies, have a chat and they will gift you their song

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/08/2026

"Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m scared of cats. And bags." buff.ly/2VHnO1v

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I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild

“Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m sc...

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

good morning 🖤

tiny jumping spider on a garlic chive stem, looking at me probably wondering why i've moved him from his hiding spot

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 19h

if pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace

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Ianvalid User Name @ianfortey.bsky.social · 14h

In DeVito Veritas

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Reinforcement learning in pattern recognition

Screenshot of a Wired webpage from 2016 with the headline: "How the Web became unreadable"
A pop-up insisting the user accepts cookies obscures much of the final word of the headline

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Look, I compost and recycle and try to avoid eating piping plovers but I draw the line when it comes to the aerosolized assurance that only my Aqua Net hairspray can provide

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Congrats. We made it to another day.

Sun decided to rise yet again despite our efforts.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

omg do i have to do everything around here

a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

No results found for “swede caroline bork bork bork”.

Try a different search term.

Learn more about how to use advanced search.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23h

How it started. How it’s ending.

Picture of an empty bedroom closet. Inside is a yellowish white, bedroom walls are a horrible shade of light purple.

Same closet, with built in shelving painted white. Walls are now white as well.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

*nudging you in the elevator* this guy doesn't even know about Zuckerman's Famous Pig

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Despite being a creature of a damp, dank, subterranean cavern, I am surprisingly flammable.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Everything sucks so here's a pic of a frog on a lily pad in bloom.

A picture of a small green frog perched on a lily pad that has a white flower with a yellow center next to it.

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

"i'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. and my dad won't let me chew bubblegum."

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

the boys when they hear me scream SHOTS across the pub

William Wallace's captains when he screams freedom

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Mike F @animaldrums.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I want a dog that looks like David Crosby and a cat that looks like Neil Young. Maybe sometimes they kiss.

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