iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"life is a paradox Meaning that I swear a lot Meaning that I care a lot But I don't give a fuck"

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 11h

What's your favorite gif? the last 10 years this gif has gotten a workout

static.klipy.com

Shocked Face Expression

Alt: sarcastic Shocked Face Expression

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notdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 22h

🎶I got me a car, it's as big as a whale And we're headin' on down to the love shack I got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty So hurry up and bring your jukebox money🎶

Pope Leo, backup lead singer for the B-52's, belting out their top-10 hit single from 1990, "Love Shack"

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But what IS on your bingo card?

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Enola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶 As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone 🎶

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Twofer Tuesday. Nothing special. music.youtube.com/watch?v=OArr...

music.youtube.com

Goodbye Blue Sky

YouTube video by PINK FLOYD - Topic

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*At work, pulls two dryer sheets out of my uniform pants leg* Adds magician to resumè

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm white but not knows how to play Bridge white

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having my yard marked so I don't accidentally hit any underground utilities when burying a body.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶 I wanna rock right now I'm Pope Leo & I came to get down I'm now internationally known and I'm known to rock a microphone I get stupid I mean outrageous I'll heal you if you're contagious 🎶

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶 give me the skeets boys and free my soul 🎶

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can’t rn, snorkeling

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Knock knock jokes are cancelled since no one answers their door

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had to copy and paste this into tomato soup translate 🏆👑 Congratulations @augustagoose.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

2,961 likes and 552 reskeets in the last 7 days, which proves I don't reskeet EVERYTHING. Just 18.642350557244174265% See? Normal.

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Gwiwed heese ish besht whem iths hoht,” I explain to the ER doctor treating my mouth-burns

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just had to go to the 48th (top) floor of my office building. Not a fan of being up that high.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶 Generals gathered their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields, the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh, Lord, yeah! 🎶

Pope Leo holding a mic in one hand whilst raising the other.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dysfunctional parents will delay your ability to set healthy boundaries.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Went and checked "AEW and Waffle House" to see if it was a thing. It was a thing.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

debbie sounds like fun

Handwritten door sign reads “All Girls With Long Hair - Must Be tied UP.
Thank you
DEBBIE”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Thomas, Albert and I will take tea in the library.” “Very good, sir.” “Also, please see if Mrs. Wickham still has any of those delightful salmon biscuits.” “Of course, sir.”

Two black & white kittens with white curled mustaches sit on a hardwood floor.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haggis was the original hot pocket

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just me, eating food, while I wait for my food

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can’t rn, thwarting

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

back on my bullshit but it's just me eating a platter of presliced fancy cheeses

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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If we’re making plans, I’ll like to be cremated like, and with, a giant wheel of raclette @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social @runswindows95.bsky.social

Screenshot of back to back skeets
@fauxnewdalt “ftr I wanna be buried under a buffet table”

@runswindows95 “when I die, please remove my buttplug”

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say to kill them with kindness. That’s why I drowned them in a barrel of maple syrup, what better way to die?

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tuesday gonna Tuesday

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A path to happiness perhaps in another dimension?

A picture of the forest that is kind of off.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I die, please remove my buttplug.

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have a Heisenberg joke. It's just a quick one. Shit. I can't find it now.

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If a tomato is a fruit, is salsa fruit salad?

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

"onlyfans content creators" seems clunky. Let's just call them skinfluencers

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the USA today is National Coffee Day, so we should all probably get neked.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today's random thought: In "The Fifth Element" when Korbin said "Negative. I'm a meat popsicle.", did he call himself a corn dog?

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, can someone please start a voting thingy for the top 38 butthole posts of 2026?

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I won't vote for Newsom!" "I won't vote for Emanuel!" Excuse me, asswipes, but do you even understand the fucking electoral process? Did Bernie give you that free unicorn during the Sanders administration? How did not voting for Clinton or Harris work out for you? Cat got your tongue? Dumbasses.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.” The authorities are involved. No regrets.

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