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Stephanie goes by Stephanie @pagnificent.myatproto.social · 9m

How is it literally always Star Trek?!

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18h

if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24m

why don’t they call it herfume

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17h

a blinker to show you’re changing moods

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 35m

i wore one on my ankle and now i have wristlace leg syndrome

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h

(standing in front of the "inability to hold two things in my head at once" factory)

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

shitposting for a brighter tomorrow

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 7h

Always looking for a chandler but end up with a ross

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11h

me: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

it’s called downtown because everyone is sad

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 9h

Calm down. Your horse isn't even high enough for you to be acting like that.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18h

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 21h

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness

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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 13h

You would think a necklace made from necks laced together is called a necklace but apparently it is called 'forensic evidence'. Stupid language.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuck it, I'd play stupid games for stupid prizes. I got time.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 15h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14h

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 14h

and a wristlace for your ankle is called an anklace

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18h

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026

I bet being toasted and slathered with cream cheese feels so good if you're a bagel

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key @lefttwix.com · 15h

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 15h

3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/01/2025

What I learned from John Wick movies is that absolutely everybody on the streets of New York is a covert assassin.

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

once again taco bell is missing out on a spooky season gold mine "The Chalupracaba"

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key @lefttwix.com · 28/09/2026

shitting at the same time as your baby is such a beautiful experience

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Super Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 15h

If someone has been conned by a Flintstones kid they've been bambamboozled

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 15h

if scrooge’s lunch has been stolen he’s been hamburgled

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 10/01/2025

Riding in the back seat of your own car is kind of like visiting a new country for the first time.

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sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 15h

a bracelet for your neck is called a neck brace

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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having bread for lunch but I dipped it in olive oil, parmesan and pepper so technically I’m dining al fresco in Tuscany

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 18h

if you drain the fat after frying ground beef we cannot be friends

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gimme the bait, boys, I'll get my pole And we'll go down To the crawdad hole And fish today....

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 18h

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19h

got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 10/05/2025

They should make a me that takes care of myself

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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Join my Patreon for early access to my meltdowns.

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff.

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Your honor, I really need some time to go outside and play on the jungle gym Yes, I'm requesting a recess

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why rooster when alarm cock is right there?

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