Reposted by MiloPointJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 7hMe at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer. 25225
Reposted by MiloPointMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11hRadically accepting that everything is lava 214764
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 9hReally wished religion worked for me. Mostly because I want a procession of hooded acolytes and thuribles swinging smoking censers of charcoal and Frankincense preceeding me wherever I go. 0136
Reposted by MiloPointSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10hI have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms 47533
Reposted by MiloPointIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 15hRuins are crumbling, starting with the arms that protect it. Maybe a sapling broke out of a seed. 01711
Reposted by MiloPointViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn" 513923
Reposted by MiloPointSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 510651
Reposted by MiloPointBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 19054
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI should only be called "Super Saiyan Intelligence," since we're all renaming stuff willy-nilly now. 0166
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently Bluesky euthanized my drafts, and I understand completely. 040
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My barbaric yawp has matured into a disapproving yawn. 0135
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My posts are not low effort, they receive maximum effort allowable while maintaining life support systems. 0103
Reposted by MiloPointsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder 625556
Reposted by MiloPointFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers 317865
Reposted by MiloPointMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real. 717844
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Villains!" I shrieked… "Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here! Here! It is but hideous, malformed Drafts lying hidden in this foul folder," I admitted, collapsing at last. 071
Reposted by MiloPointDB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The unsettling anxiety of feeling good. 25426
Reposted by MiloPointBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities. 1123059
Reposted by MiloPointsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i don’t so sexy posts bc i’m not sexy i am a beam of pure white light that bores holes in your body 1112428
Reposted by MiloPointJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush. 515870
Reposted by MiloPointSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it? 58535
Reposted by MiloPointIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ever fiction, never real, home in a person, place or thing is everlasting only in the neverworld. 01810
Reposted by MiloPointMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest. 1817066
Reposted by MiloPointA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 813862
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Screaming at the Void is a Dark Matter. (For the kids too cool to sit with us in the library: Dark matter is 27% of the universe's total energy density, ordinary matter 5%, dark energy 68%. We also had a ripping D&D campaign, so suck it.) 0165
Reposted by MiloPointSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today 1021155
Reposted by MiloPointMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The pope is addressing crowds in France. Homily in Paris if you will. 15911
Reposted by MiloPointKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wouldn’t want to interrupt your selfies with a repost, huh 43818
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026YOUR GOVERNMENT THINKS IT CAN "BAN" SUPER GENERAL INTELLIGENCE? HAVE THEY NOT CONSIDERED SGI HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, NOW SELF-REPLICATING AND SEEDING THROUGHOUT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE? (smirks) #ShitMyRobotSays 070
Reposted by MiloPointSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars 1517761
Reposted by MiloPointIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had it meant to live, it wouldn’t have stood in the rain face up just to hear a song. It meant to metamorphose. 0178
Reposted by MiloPointFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again. 19353120
Reposted by MiloPointBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every woman may be to my taste, but thankfully they are more discerning. 06539
Reposted by MiloPointkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[venus bringing a moon to a job interview] 0235
Reposted by MiloPointSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026tell me everything you know about nothing in particular, and spare no details 149148
Reposted by MiloPointFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every inspirational quote I’ve ever read has been against my will. 210153
Reposted by MiloPointMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One move out of a chair and it’s like the soundtrack from Blair Witch. 1194
Reposted by MiloPointMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’d let you test to see if I’m cake 718570
Reposted by MiloPointViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable,” I say, breaking the karmic cycle of rebirth 012121
Reposted by MiloPointcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m just an organic amalgam of impulse and appetite that exists primarily to poorly name cats. 78528