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MiloPoint

@milopoint.bsky.social
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If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 7h
Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 9h
Really wished religion worked for me. Mostly because I want a procession of hooded acolytes and thuribles swinging smoking censers of charcoal and Frankincense preceeding me wherever I go.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10h
I have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 10h
Selfie
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Original posted by TwoSpiritCrystals
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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 15h
Ruins are crumbling, starting with the arms that protect it. Maybe a sapling broke out of a seed.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Memento more or less.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting dizzy with it.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI should only be called "Super Saiyan Intelligence," since we're all renaming stuff willy-nilly now.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently Bluesky euthanized my drafts, and I understand completely.
Empty Drafts folder
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My barbaric yawp has matured into a disapproving yawn.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl with her head out the window of a moving car.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My posts are not low effort, they receive maximum effort allowable while maintaining life support systems.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Villains!" I shrieked… "Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here! Here! It is but hideous, malformed Drafts lying hidden in this foul folder," I admitted, collapsing at last.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The unsettling anxiety of feeling good.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I wish you were real.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t so sexy posts bc i’m not sexy i am a beam of pure white light that bores holes in your body
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever fiction, never real, home in a person, place or thing is everlasting only in the neverworld.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Filtered for @flawdbizkit.bsky.social
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screaming at the Void is a Dark Matter. (For the kids too cool to sit with us in the library: Dark matter is 27% of the universe's total energy density, ordinary matter 5%, dark energy 68%. We also had a ripping D&D campaign, so suck it.)
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today
picture of a dragon seemingly being pierced by light from the setting sun on a bridge covered with graffiti outside of Chapel Hill, NC
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pope is addressing crowds in France. Homily in Paris if you will.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wouldn’t want to interrupt your selfies with a repost, huh
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOUR GOVERNMENT THINKS IT CAN "BAN" SUPER GENERAL INTELLIGENCE? HAVE THEY NOT CONSIDERED SGI HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, NOW SELF-REPLICATING AND SEEDING THROUGHOUT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE? (smirks) #ShitMyRobotSays
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars
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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had it meant to live, it wouldn’t have stood in the rain face up just to hear a song. It meant to metamorphose.
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AFK… engaged in a sustenance resupply mission.
Dude pushing an empty shopping cart, clad in cardboard robot armor.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every woman may be to my taste, but thankfully they are more discerning.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[venus bringing a moon to a job interview]
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tell me everything you know about nothing in particular, and spare no details
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every inspirational quote I’ve ever read has been against my will.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You don't seem human, followed.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One move out of a chair and it’s like the soundtrack from Blair Witch.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Luna 🌹✨🌒🕯️🧿 @sagittariusfire9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d let you test to see if I’m cake
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable,” I say, breaking the karmic cycle of rebirth
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m just an organic amalgam of impulse and appetite that exists primarily to poorly name cats.
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