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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Holy fuck am I bad at this website.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Agreed. Someone please help me relax my mouth.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

Not just surviving. Fucking thriving. All the haters can just keep doing your small little thing

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h

The beach on the Aegean Sea, and a grove of olive trees

Coastline of the Aegean, looking towards Alexandroupoli.

The last remaining sunlight overlooking some beach scrub.

A grove of olive trees outside the hotel.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h

Souvlaki, because I care about showing my mutuals some good food.

Chicken souvlaki with pita, tzatziki, and fries

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 9h

You know what? Send that text, sign that note, make it sting like a bitch. Sometimes that's the point.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h

Sweet like honey? Nah, more like sweet like antifreeze

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h

Kavourmas with eggs at a café in Alexandroupoli, Greece. Yum.

Kavourmas with eggs. Pretty fucking specatacular café food for under 10 Euro

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h

Tried an energy drink called "Hell." It was only 1 Euro. I will let you know if I've summoned any demons later.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 16h

Technically, the Aegean Sea. I was mildly impressed.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fall is the mating season of the wild Scottish bagpipe. If you're lucky, you can hear the male's calls from the hilltops early in the morning as the fog lifts. Ah, nature.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me: Happy Friday the 13th! 15: Dad, its Saturday. The 3rd. Go back to bed.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sad they don't give you a complimentary toga upon arrival here. Something I will mournfully have to report back to 11, he's gonna be crushed

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Some people like to advertise they're hot. I like to casually mention that I actually own a mirror, and rather than assume I'm hot, I let the mirror humble me.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Harbor Freight: *advertises a free bucket* Buckethead: I like me just the way I am. My bucket doesn't need to be new. My bucket is my most unique and defining feature.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today's t-shirt worthy intrusive thoughts as I navigate Athens airport: MOVE, MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE DON'T STOP IN THE DOORWAY YES, I AM WALKING BEHIND YOU THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU THE ENTIRE CONCOURSE IS NOT YOUR LIVING ROOM YOU CAN WALK AND HAVE YOUR PHONE CALL SIMULTANEOUSLY I SAW YOU SEE ME

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

5 Reasons I won't eat my food: 1. It looked at me weird 2. I wanted wet food but you should have known that 3. We already ate Five Guys yesterday, five more just seems greedy 4. The foods are touching each other inappropriately 5. I left my emergency bottle of ranch just out of reach

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Hudsonette @hudsonette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes I am already dipping into the Halloween candy. Don’t judge. It’s been a tough last ten years.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m just here for the pigs in blankets. Also my fanny pack is full of chocolate pudding if you want some.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026

court-ordered dance off

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm like the Don Music of Bluesky shitposting

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm no pilot, but turbulence should actually stop at some point, yes?

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: Free bucket at Harbor Freight this weekend! Wife: That'll make six buckets you have. What are you doing with them? Me: Me: Free bucket at Harbor Freight this weekend!

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