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I think the main reason I'm having so much trouble breaking into the demolition industry is that it is so hard to build a portfolio. Like how am I supposed to show on my resume that my neighbor used to have a shed?

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 10h

Tony Romo out as football announcer. I wish he would take Collinsworth, Buck and Aikman with him.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It took me forever to learn the French word for "here." No one ever said it was going to be ici.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Modern cats don't eat your dead body, they sell your organs on the black market

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sharpened the wrong side of my cutlery, now my knife has been turned upside down.

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Microsoft Bropilot: when you need your documentation written like a 17 year old boy with that weird broccoli haircut.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It only takes one job offer, which is good considering my 1.5% applications leading to interviews rate.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a definition of "top level" I was unaware of

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just got my shirt back from dry cleaning,.and it won't stop telling bad jokes. Did they use corn-y starch by mistake?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

On this 66th anniversary of The Flintstones, I'm thinking if Olivia Rodrigo did a guest appearance, they'd name her Olivia Rockrigo. The more you know.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today's productivity has been canceled by yesterday's sketchy ass barbecue.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sooooo, do you like your mosquitos bloody or plain? ~ birds, making conversation

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September’s gone. It’s Octover for you bitches.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every dating scenario I have ever had: One date and done Three dates and done One month and done 6+ month relationship 29 year marriage

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What do you get when you cross a prehistoric tiger with a snake? A saber-rattler.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bluesky: Hide reposts in feeds Farm animals: dafuq is this shit?

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine getting conquested by Norman.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Homemade spaghetti squash pad thai, I am a majestic domestic.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why queue is spelled like that? I don't have a clueue.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I might have talked while I slept and said something embarrassing but I assure you that it was just asleep of the tongue.

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 30/09/2026

The password is... "Pa's sword"

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 10/01/2025

Riding in the back seat of your own car is kind of like visiting a new country for the first time.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Calm down. Your horse isn't even high enough for you to be acting like that.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oedipus: what are these salted beans? Waiter: edamame Oedipus: ooh my favorite! Jocasta (blushes)

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sun [0] = shine Sun [1] = shine ... Sun [10] = shine -array of sunshine

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So I have gone from zero interviews in 6+ weeks to two in one day. Even if they fizzle out its better than chirping crickets.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎶You've got a friend in me🎶 - cannibals

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went to sing All by Myself at a karaoke bar but the place was packed and so I left.

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I waggled my eyebrows at J and she just pointed at this guy right outside the hotel room window.

Man in a parking lot booth with a large sign saying No in & out.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am deeply unvested in 2 piece suits over 3 piece.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saying Trump is ‘ethically challenged‘ is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer had an ‘eating disorder‘

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I see a headline about ‘Massive Hack at the FBI’ I’m gonna’ need clarification if they’re talking about a data breach or Kash Patel.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Him: Do you wash your undercarriage? Me: That's a rather personal question, but yes I do. Thoroughly. Him: I mean on your car, dumbass. Me: Why would I wash it on my car? In the shower is much more practical.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

CRM software for the cutlery industry: Salesforks

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