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murphmama.bsky.social

@murphmama.bsky.social
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.oib rehtona tsuJ✋🤚Just another bio.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1h
Do what you will, but I'm double dippin
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 7h
I need to go home and make angry art.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 7h
I was better with long story short, yet here we are. Still.
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I can't come to your party I have been invited to the party in my head and it's just better
A beautiful, colourful drawing made with fine line pen patterning. It is of a serene and smiling woman with a fireworks of patterns as hair
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20h
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 21h
Drawing a blank cuz I don't have a pen.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 21h
We have all the lights on like we aren't going to sleep at 6 o'clock
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Tattoo therapy should be covered by heath insurance
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one person’s aroma therapy is another person’s blunt ride
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
First of all, fuck this shit.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22h
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being trash really opens up a lot of options.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h
We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22h
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 23h
There should be a politics toggle. Want updates? Toggle on. Need a break? Off
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 23h
Getting dizzy with it.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“there’s no business like show business” i say, while signing feet pics in the arby’s parking lot
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eye pie (it's a pie made of eyes)
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 23h
i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 23h
On the first day of first grade, I was drawing a spaceship. She saw that this kid Jason was also drawing a spaceship, so she sat us together. We were best friends for a while. I don’t even remember his last name.
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Weltschmerz, The Musical 🧿 @weltschmerz.bsky.social · 23h
So much hidden beauty in the world I am always so grateful to spot it.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time lapse vid of coming down from pikes peak. 30 seconds of you wanna watch. No alt because yeah.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You don't seem human, followed.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get knocked down, but I get up again because that’s what a Weeble Wobble does
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at this squirrel.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a cloud sandwich
Pikes Peak, snow covered rocks shrouded in clouds below, blue sky, and clouds above
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
17 begged me for a car because all his friends have one, so I get him a used one. Now he’s not speaking to me. There’s just no pleasing him.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So. Ya know how the magic 8 ball has the little blob that rolls around in that liquid inside? That what my eyeballs felt like at 14k feet.
Two smiley old people with an obelisk that reads, "14,115 feet 4302.31 meters PIKES PEAK SUMMIT" snow on rocks and cloudy sky in the background. It was bucket listy kinda stuff and I'm grateful for the adventure
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go now or forever hold your pee.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eating me after running would be like eating a warm wet hairy hot dog. I am a warm wet hairy hot dog and I vote
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would just explain to the lion that if I run I'm going to become quite sweaty
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Out here doing my best. Good morning! 🩷
A drawing of two old women in black with scarves on their heads. Text says my ancestors approving of how feral and noncompliant I am becoming a midlife. 
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On Tuesdays, we flounce.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need?
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who needs spatial awareness anyway
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been singing Pink Pony Club for days. It's been awesome, but not so much for hubs😁💖
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't ask hubs about his knees unless you have at least 20 minutes to spare.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm the only person I know that likes quinoa
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026
[discovering the source of all of your darkest fears and deepest insecurities] *boop*
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would give you the secret code to my treehouse
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