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Salty MacTavish

@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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our lady of the cow parsley @ladycowparsley.bsky.social · 7h
The Julia Child of the woodshop
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 23m
I had one a few days ago- I do not know what it wanted to tell me. I just said “hi there beautiful.”
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G L Dlubala @jwrites.bsky.social · 27m
They know stuff. You can tell from their confidence
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1h
It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear?
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unborn linoleum @unborn-linoleum.bsky.social · 40m
"spanish castle magic" the dragonfly murmured
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 45m
They always seem like they have something very important to tell you
iNaturalist says this is a type of dragonfly called a meadowhawk. It’s tawny brown and it has landed on the knee of my brown pants
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4h
AITA: My boss asked that we clean out the break room fridge, so I ate everyone’s lunches. I was only trying to help.
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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4h
Nostalgja forgets the bad stuff
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7h
talked to my teenage son about the cornell case the other day and told him he'll never be cool for stepping in and stopping guys from doing awful things, but that it's his responsibility to do so. he seemed to understand. i hope he did.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7h
Monday is National Get Funky Day. I don't have my car so won't you take me to Funkytown?
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 7h
going through changes 🎶🖤🍂
sunflowers in their end of season
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 7h
Mondays are like Godzilla ringing your doorbell.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h
I was alive when they tried to make Daylight Savings Time happen all year and it worked great if you liked to wake up every morning and have the darkness devour you whole
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 8h
That song got me through the night back on December 8th, 1980
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 8h
The Merchant Adventurers' Hall is brought to you today by: The Letter "G" (for Great Hall) and The Number: 1357.
We are looking at the Great Hall on a sunny bright afternoon. The medieval oak frame roof soars upwards and glows in browns, oranges and gold. The sun can be seen streaming through the Georgian sash windows creating puddles of light on the pine and pitch pine floors.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 8h
In my head I *know* everyone in the grocery store is preoccupied with the unknowable horror hiding in the fog that will kill us if we step outside, but my heart tells me they're all secretly laughing at me about the price check on the dick cream I was buying before we locked ourselves in.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think I have ever been happier than being attacked by a President of America for writing a book on building a house over fifty years in Provence. I’m still giggling. WTF, ha ha. Goodnight everybody.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 8h
Getting real tired of waking up and reading about what premise we’re living in today
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 8h
Are we doing this barefoot in waders?
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/09/2023
According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand.
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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at this silly little guy my garden grew. #GardenVarietyQueer
A double headed bright yellow sunflower with a pointy green leaf bent up between the heads, looking like silly eyes and a funny nose. The stem and additional leaves appear to be reaching toward the viewer.
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TheHermit @hopefulhermit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm trying....
Three hatchets that have live, laugh, love inscribed on them. Also says: "Me, trying to be more feminine."
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You’re only young once. But you can be immature for a lifetime.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Tropical depression is just like normal depression except I ate this entire fruit tray
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw a Saint Bernard AND a bulldog today, so this weekend is turning out mighty fine
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PuahHope @puahhope.bsky.social · 8h
Miles Standish understands
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 9h
Say what you will about Mondays, at least they’re consistent and never failed to disappoint.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11h
Beware of enlisting in your vigilant fisheries any lad with lean brow and hollow eye
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8h
Go to hell I'll enlist whoever I want in my vigilant fishery
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Kristine ❤️>$ @knaturegirl.bsky.social · 8h
Not for the fragile....
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AndrewLastName @vivivivivo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's all a pyramid scheme
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AndrewLastName @vivivivivo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
while trying to think up a great post for you to enjoy right here on bluesky, exclusively by the way, i forgot about my lasagna in the oven and it's now on fire
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Áine Laoise @ainelaoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one suffers for their art quite like Andrew.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ghosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans"
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Pamela in CA @pamica.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got my roots touched up and gliding around like
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Jeff and Willy @jeffandwilly.bsky.social · 15h
Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned and crept towards the window! Inch by inch. Step by step!
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Reverend Lars 🌊 @reverendlars.bsky.social · 14h
Well, October does have an 'R' in it. I'll allow it.
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Advice Dæmon @goandfindout.bsky.social · 13h
SO good! For years I thought he was just odd but it turns out he has been odd to good purpose this whole time!
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update.
The maple tree in the yard is almost completely orange and turning red.
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Harry Finch @harryfinch.bsky.social · 9h
No, you do not dust the cider donut with sugar. You do not glaze it, you do not disgrace it with any substance. You eat the cider donut plain and warm. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 🕸️ @waggingtale.bsky.social · 9h
Same, buddy. 🫩
Sam the golden retriever lies on a brown dog bed with his front right paw over his nose.
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I live in a rural community in New England with many small farms so our fair is an essential part of the year.
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to a fair, gonna look at a Ferris wheel all lit up at night, gonna look at baked goods submitted by nice grannies in my neighborhood
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Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝 @bambiserendipity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nike (a.k.a. Obi-Wan Caninenobi) says, "Forget the dark side, come to the dork side instead. We have cookies."
My pupper in a blanket resembling a Jedi on the carpet looking up adorably at the camera while sitting next to a Grogu I sculpted out of clay.  Did someone say cookies?
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23h
It is a picture I'm quite proud of
Pic by Chedds in black and white. A woman crosses the street in Metz (France) about ten years ago. The long shadow and crosswalk are all part of an intriguing display of lines.

Chedds had been waiting for 30 minutes for this moment.
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