Reposted by Salty MacTavishour lady of the cow parsley @ladycowparsley.bsky.social · 7hThe Julia Child of the woodshop 131
Reposted by Salty MacTavishBethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 23mI had one a few days ago- I do not know what it wanted to tell me. I just said “hi there beautiful.” 051
Reposted by Salty MacTavishG L Dlubala @jwrites.bsky.social · 27mThey know stuff. You can tell from their confidence 021
Reposted by Salty MacTavishIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1hIt's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear? 0387
Reposted by Salty MacTavishunborn linoleum @unborn-linoleum.bsky.social · 40m"spanish castle magic" the dragonfly murmured 021
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 45mThey always seem like they have something very important to tell you 5468
Reposted by Salty MacTavishFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4hAITA: My boss asked that we clean out the break room fridge, so I ate everyone’s lunches. I was only trying to help. 54312
Reposted by Salty MacTavishUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4hNostalgja forgets the bad stuff 4146
Reposted by Salty MacTavishDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7htalked to my teenage son about the cornell case the other day and told him he'll never be cool for stepping in and stopping guys from doing awful things, but that it's his responsibility to do so. he seemed to understand. i hope he did. 1954732
Reposted by Salty MacTavishCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7hMonday is National Get Funky Day. I don't have my car so won't you take me to Funkytown? 73815
Reposted by Salty MacTavishDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 7hMondays are like Godzilla ringing your doorbell. 04417
Reposted by Salty MacTavish[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7hI was alive when they tried to make Daylight Savings Time happen all year and it worked great if you liked to wake up every morning and have the darkness devour you whole 76317
Reposted by Salty MacTavishChef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 8hThat song got me through the night back on December 8th, 1980 111
Reposted by Salty MacTavishMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 8hThe Merchant Adventurers' Hall is brought to you today by: The Letter "G" (for Great Hall) and The Number: 1357. 112812
Reposted by Salty MacTavishRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 8hIn my head I *know* everyone in the grocery store is preoccupied with the unknowable horror hiding in the fog that will kill us if we step outside, but my heart tells me they're all secretly laughing at me about the price check on the dick cream I was buying before we locked ourselves in. 2488
Reposted by Salty MacTavishRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel you, Daniel L 434384680
Reposted by Salty MacTavishDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 192004224
Reposted by Salty MacTavishderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape. 1037474713
Reposted by Salty MacTavishElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this 114343
Reposted by Salty MacTavishEric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think I have ever been happier than being attacked by a President of America for writing a book on building a house over fifty years in Provence. I’m still giggling. WTF, ha ha. Goodnight everybody. 2234931
Reposted by Salty MacTavishJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 8hGetting real tired of waking up and reading about what premise we’re living in today 423717
Reposted by Salty MacTavishChef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 8hAre we doing this barefoot in waders? 121
Reposted by Salty MacTavishRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/09/2023According to legend, if you see a spider on Halloween, it's actually the spirit of a loved one watching over you. So I guess if you see a ghost on Halloween, it's actually a spider. Confusing but good information to have on hand. 14859216
Reposted by Salty MacTavishLoose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Look at this silly little guy my garden grew. #GardenVarietyQueer 0202
Reposted by Salty MacTavishlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/12/2024You’re only young once. But you can be immature for a lifetime. 29241
Reposted by Salty MacTavish Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Tropical depression is just like normal depression except I ate this entire fruit tray 111036
Reposted by Salty MacTavishChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw a Saint Bernard AND a bulldog today, so this weekend is turning out mighty fine 24212
Reposted by Salty MacTavishGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 9hSay what you will about Mondays, at least they’re consistent and never failed to disappoint. 093
Reposted by Salty MacTavishMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11hBeware of enlisting in your vigilant fisheries any lad with lean brow and hollow eye 16310
Reposted by Salty MacTavishGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 8hGo to hell I'll enlist whoever I want in my vigilant fishery 1374
Reposted by Salty MacTavishAndrewLastName @vivivivivo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's all a pyramid scheme 091
Reposted by Salty MacTavishAndrewLastName @vivivivivo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026while trying to think up a great post for you to enjoy right here on bluesky, exclusively by the way, i forgot about my lasagna in the oven and it's now on fire 2282
Reposted by Salty MacTavishÁine Laoise @ainelaoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No one suffers for their art quite like Andrew. 093
Reposted by Salty MacTavishYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 745390
Reposted by Salty MacTavishMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ghosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans" 917969
Reposted by Salty MacTavishPamela in CA @pamica.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Got my roots touched up and gliding around likegiphy.commel brooks film GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this mel brooks film GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 4151358
Reposted by Salty MacTavishJeff and Willy @jeffandwilly.bsky.social · 15hNiagara Falls! Slowly I turned and crept towards the window! Inch by inch. Step by step! 141
Reposted by Salty MacTavishReverend Lars 🌊 @reverendlars.bsky.social · 14hWell, October does have an 'R' in it. I'll allow it. 131
Reposted by Salty MacTavishAdvice Dæmon @goandfindout.bsky.social · 13hSO good! For years I thought he was just odd but it turns out he has been odd to good purpose this whole time! 261
Reposted by Salty MacTavishChicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Update. 4425
Reposted by Salty MacTavishHarry Finch @harryfinch.bsky.social · 9hNo, you do not dust the cider donut with sugar. You do not glaze it, you do not disgrace it with any substance. You eat the cider donut plain and warm. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 1101
Reposted by Salty MacTavishFossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I live in a rural community in New England with many small farms so our fair is an essential part of the year. 0301
Reposted by Salty MacTavishFossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to a fair, gonna look at a Ferris wheel all lit up at night, gonna look at baked goods submitted by nice grannies in my neighborhood 2571
Reposted by Salty MacTavishBambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝 @bambiserendipity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nike (a.k.a. Obi-Wan Caninenobi) says, "Forget the dark side, come to the dork side instead. We have cookies." 0142
Reposted by Salty MacTavishCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23hIt is a picture I'm quite proud of 714525