Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 1hI tried putting on shapewear for the first time and I just learned that mashed potatoes is a shape 040
Reposted by CriagAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 4hMy body is a wonder-what-happened-land 17032
Reposted by CriagTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 5hnever steal from a person, never steal from individuals or small businesses. that said, good lord stealing from corporations is amazing, fun, awesome, impressive, cool, morally good, and funny 4598
Reposted by CriagGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i support pizza on a bagel but not anytime that's too fucking far 6534
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots 1509
Reposted by Criagcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026happy 10/4 good buddies 2021930
Reposted by Criaghappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck 430355
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout. 58016
Reposted by CriagNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew 710530
Reposted by CriagNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1944 2185475
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots 1509
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As an everyday American, it's hard to know which lies to believe. That's why I watch podcasts. They cut through the science and deliver uneducated takes that I know I can blindly trust. 0184
Reposted by CriagSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t like blue balls, I’m an empath 15813
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout. 58016
Reposted by CriagFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026i follow a strict ovo-lacto-carne-pesce vegetarian diet 25310
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What good can I do? I'm just one person. But then again, so are we all. 1104
Reposted by CriagAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 01/10/2026uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2607
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I only get my news from trusted news sources. Like from a picture with big white and yellow text. 0193
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Sucks that all the good news now is just that some bad news has been postponed 1506
Reposted by Criagcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE? 2230539
Reposted by CriagDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child 171326193
Reposted by CriagThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174833319
Reposted by Criagweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107142532
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters. My verdict: style over substance! It was so fast-paced and makes so many assumptions about tropes. Who was that older lady? Who are her parents? What lesson did she learn? Feels like the Barbie movie where the guy's story was more fleshed out. Great visuals tho. 020
Reposted by CriagDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting my day making some art. 281626488
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I hate when you get back from the beach and shower and find a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack. The only thing worse is not going to the beach and finding a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack. 0246
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'd like to thank the guy / Who wrote the song / That made my baby fall in love with me / Baby shark do do do do do 083
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love rubbernecking. If I sat through the traffic, you best believe I'm gonna look! 38313
Reposted by CriagLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026gravity appreciation post thx for always keepin me grounded 412447
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Nanny has some really good jokes. Just straight up good writing. And lots of knowing, classic tv references. I wonder if it's the first meta sitcom? 170
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My millennial mom is begging me and my wife for some fur-babies 0313
Reposted by CriagCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 23/08/2026there's something about milfs that's so fuckable 0316
Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My millennial mom is begging me and my wife for some fur-babies 0313
Reposted by Criagthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026your mom is load bearing 68626
