iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 45m

i had sex with occam and woke up with schrödinger in my box

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 6h

me: i had a dream about a book review that said the book was ‘wordy’ & i was like, duh ,, it’s a 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 my gynecologist: what

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 19m

Hot girls hit curbs

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My body is a wonder-what-happened-land

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 23m

Same and I'm just a fluffer for American right wing political commentators 🏆👑 Congratulations @donkee.bsky.social from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 29m

sorry about my skeets. clearing out my drafts like they are last week’s leftovers.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 49m

A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 2h

In retrospect it probably should have been a red flag that a motivational poster saying “move fast and break things” was hanging in my chiropractor’s office

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

they should make an antidepressant I can freebase

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 1h

I added “American right wing political commentator” to my resume and immediately had to get a restraining order against erica kirk

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1h

Living my life as a woman to own the libs.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 1h

Screw the trauma inside me. I’m over it.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2h

A sign that reads Peace, Love & Salty Kisses, hanging in the bathroom is weird.

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‎ @handle.invalid · 2h

Please sir
My handle, she's invalid

Oliver Twist holding a bowl

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 5h

I like my coffee like I like my women ... leaving me sad when it's all gone.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h

I make my posts the old fashioned way, with an IQ under 12.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

my life as one big unforced error

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 3h

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 3h

Not a gas station roller, not boiling, but a secret third, grosser way to make hot dogs.

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 2h

I like you so much I won’t even correct you when you’re doing my dog’s voice wrong.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h

Open carrying a dildo.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

Someone threw a can of Alphagetti at me this morning so supper’s taken care of.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

sorry for all the mean things i said while we were waiting for the pizza to get here

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

fuck off but take me with you

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3h

Your own…muscular…Jesus 🎶

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 3h

Let me be the [rotten] apple of your eye.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22h

“I Was Crushing On Your Avi Then You Changed It,” a Bsky memoir.

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‎ @handle.invalid · 6h

damnit, i liked a few pics of sexy girls and now my for you feed is full of hotties showing t&a. that's nice and all, but i just can't be aroused at 6am. you know? it's very distracting.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 14h

You cringed, I laughed.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 4h

Witches be sippin'

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 3h

Does this camel toe make me look phat?

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

when my nipples are extra sensitive why isn’t the thing they are sensing space transmissions from an alien planet why is it just “ouchie fabric hurts us, the air hurts us”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h

Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21h

Welcome to your 50s. You must reply on all pics of younger celebrities that you have no idea who these people are

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 4h

Woke up like dis

Close up pic of Rio cat showing his teef

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 4h

Don't let being a dumb bitch keep you from reaching your dreams

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Hey big guy, are you a jack in the box because I wanna play with your handle until your head pops up

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h

You can put cigarettes out on me if you wanna.

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 4h

I would just like the record to show that I woke up like this.

Geist in bed looking up at the camera She is wearing a green faded t shirt dress with the neck cut out

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…

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