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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I simply couldn't, so I did not.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 20h

People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw an albino squirrel last week and just saw a melanistic squirrel this morning what does it all mean

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Flawed enough in photo, print and person to have never been accused of being AI

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Last year, my birthday cake said "Do it Lady!" And this year I am hoping for this

A design from @aryas_cakes on TikTok that says 'yeah i'm SAD, Secretly A Duck'

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I drew my WAP for you pls respond

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 10h

If you seek friendship, I recommend the kind that will apply for a special permit to bring you cake at the airport on a layover, if they are willing to go through airport security, they are definitely ride or die

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 10h

It's wild when people side eye the hairless cat, Burger, in my office. Yeah a therapist cat works here, keep up people act like you know what's up

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19h

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20h

proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really missed the opportunity to make the theme for my birthday tomorrow Sunset Cocktails with Patricia

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

the top 38 accounts that fucking suck

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’d let you test to see if I’m cake

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

adding some whimsy to self care by putting googly eyes and a rainbow wig on my vibrator

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the only person you should be judging is yourself (and people who harm others)

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Threads is unbearable.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: Why does IG keep showing me videos of guys cutting up fish? Also me: Watches video

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not

Picture of an orange and white cat's paws with the headline 'Brave Orange Cat Gives Birth to a Beautiful Basket of Buffalo Wings'

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The only reason the aliens would want me is because they are too spiritually and emotionally evolved to kill, yet they face an enemy that must be destroyed. They would use my lack of empathy to make me a super weapon.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/09/2026

sending an email titled “girl_who_is_going_to_be_okay.png” to my lawyer when he tells me i’m losing everything

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2026

computer execute “peter thiel fine mist protocol”

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fall is clearly the best season for nipples let’s not have this argument again

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dying wish is to make it to the top of the best 38 shitposters on bluesky list. Vote for me 🥹 shitsky38.com

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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drake's Cheetah Print video has me rotflmao. 5 stars

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was going to season my pot roast but I ran out of thyme.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have a 14 year old boy & my sister has a 14 year old girl & my sister-in-law has a 14 year old girl. My nieces are into makeup and look more polished daily than I would if I was bowling with King Charles. My son always looks like he rolled out of a dumpster, never met hot water, even post-shower

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m not drunk she said drunkly

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think i’m becoming addicted to standing up too fast

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

is my bidet ruining the vibe?

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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

maybe i’m super high, but the only people im genuinely interested in having a reunion with is my 1st grade class shot out to the goat mrs. reese

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having a bad sense of direction while driving means that I end up on toll roads against my will but also my ADHD will make sure that I pay like $38 for the privilege after getting the bill for $1.40 and promptly forgetting about it for 60 days

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just gobbling up every little nummy goody that I can get my little hands on

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having my yard marked so I don't accidentally hit any underground utilities when burying a body.

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I ordered a large pizza bc it was on sale. Yelled "it's here!" when the delivery person showed up so they won't know I'm alone with a large pizza

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When you spill the batter all over the counter it's pancakke.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This has been such a terrible week I forgot to celebrate Dolly Parton Day so I need to tits up and make up for it this weekend

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Roulette is considered as addictive as cocaine. Come try it if you don’t believe us. Your first bet is on us.

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