iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 9h

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 7h

being here is like therapy for me. I get to talk out my shit, think about it, and get feedback and talk to people that respond. That is what being online is to me. You guys really are my imaginary friends. you save my life and my sobriety (20 years in December!) every fucking day, thank you. !!!

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sorry I talked to your online boyfriend and/or girlfriend. Trust me when I say, I do not want them.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h

Piano teacher: can we switch your kid’s lesson to later? Me: 💭that’s the worst possible time💭 of course! thx!

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h

If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 4h

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

Can this beloved bird app please lose the Cornell Lab title today because oh hell you all know

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 4h

looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 9h

Matching with a guy who has massive ears because he looks like a good listener wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve

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fallin' into a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When was this exactly

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Join me in the studio later where I’ll be sharing exclusive footage of me burning down Ticketmaster HQ.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s really hard to get back on the horse when the horse has left the barn.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would give you the secret code to my treehouse

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Selective hearing is a trait my father passed on to me and has proved instrumental in getting me out of many undesirable conversations.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Some people want to be buried when they die. Others want to be cremated. Personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you see me in my Speedo and still want to buy me pizza, you're a keeper.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People who really care about you, usually leave you in no doubt about that fact.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I imagine the joy I get when my phone is finally charged enough to post on social media is the same type of joy parents get after 9 months of waiting for their child to be born.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026