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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DATE: what are you thinking about ME: fall should be spelled fa// DATE: ME: DATE: fell should be spelled fe_ _ *we kiss*

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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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MICK JAGGER: can i gather you ELISABETH MOSS: no

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's called being a sheep farmer maybe you've herd of it

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[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]

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not to get too political but fuck billionaires

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god ME: you too

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"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i made an app that lets you hook up with basketball players but probably should not have named it “date a center”

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Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's called sound maybe you've heard of it

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Airplane Intercom: This is your Cap'n speaking. Oops! All berries

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the press pool has a chance to do the funniest thing

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the only thing i am choosin is to never listen to it

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy

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Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ME: buk buk buk WIFE: why are you talking like a chicken ME: buk KAWs

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[first date] ME: so can I see you again? DATE: no i don’t think so ME: *stops holding in stomach*

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

why do they call them children, they have like zero chill

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect

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[restaurant] WAITER: may i take your order ME: you too

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ME: i am obsessed with jeopardy THERAPIST: it looks like our time is up ME: *buzzes in* what is 12:00

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/09/2026

hey girl are you AI cuz i have neither tilly nor wood

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ME: this is so soft i wonder what it is made of MRS: alpaca fur ME: where are we going? is it cold?

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck

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They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?

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ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:

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is it okay to bring pringles to an interview because it's stuck on my hand

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ME: i have a phobia of being actuallyed THERAPIST: that’s really not a phobia ME: *screams*

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one time i got into a heated argument with a male colleague over the spelling of my name. i told him that i knew how to spell my name to which he replied “i don’t actually think you do.”

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