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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13h

When I die, please remove my buttplug.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13h

People who aren't cheese piss me off

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

Missed connection: We locked eyes across the deli. You looked at me as if to say "Do you want it?" I looked at you and urgently nodded yes. I meant the last rotisserie chicken, and I can't believe you took it, you bastard

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

Denny’s is too a first date place.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 13h

starting a book club where we judge the dedications

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 15h

Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18h

Not feeling this entire week* *life

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 17h

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 16h

going through life just trying not to fuck up too badly

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*seductively gives the fuck up*

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They say a watched pot never boils, but it's especially true if you don't turn the fucking burner on

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

antifreeze for the brain

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well I was horny, then a man showed up acting like a man.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I got 99 drafts but a banger ain't one

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*Gets cited for wearing fishnets without a fishing license.*

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

before you fall in love with me you should know that i’m not very good at cooking. or cleaning. or sex.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You're looking well; fuck you

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not going to lie, would you accept an elaborate excuse instead?

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026

an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need?

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I made a salad for lunch and it tastes nothing like pizza.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

top 38 accounts with cheese in their bios

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I fight crime along side the raccoons at night, it’s good for my cardio.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Men hate me for this one weird trick* *Biting during blow jobs

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Think I may be transitioning out of my party rockers phase.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I threw a pie in your face. In my defense, in the movies, when it happens, everyone laughs. Also, maybe I shouldn't have used a freshly baked chicken pot pie

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not actually hilarious and sexy, I just pretend to be on the internet.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The coffee is always finished far too quickly…

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Being insignificant should be more relaxing.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Rise and shine, beasties. The shit ain’t gonna post itself.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

woke up not rich and retired again

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Extending my midlife crisis indefinitely.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel

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