Reposted by CaroleUMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4hI have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now. 56237
Reposted by CaroleUIvy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 13hThe creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here. 35318
Reposted by CaroleUhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18hYall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 307169304147
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 15hNo I don’t mean “Scottish” tape but thanks anyhow, autocorrect. 1237
Reposted by CaroleUit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 01/10/2026just tried to take a nice deep drink from an unopened beer, feeling pretty good about it 1131
Reposted by CaroleUBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 18hthinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 213268
Reposted by CaroleURichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 17hI’m a “forgive and forget” kind of person. Specifically, I will forget I forgave you. 0102
Reposted by CaroleU𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17hInstead of an air fryer I recommend using a cockle warmer. Easy cleanup, too. 24518
Reposted by CaroleUMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21hOctober is the 10th month. ‘October’ means “8th month.” In the first calendar used in ancient Rome, the year had only ten months, starting in March and ending in December. The extra period between December and March was not considered part of the series of months. 48821142
Reposted by CaroleUkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what 98321
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 22hOne picture is worth one thousand words, fine. Fair, even. But by that scale, isn’t one gif worth a million emojis? That’s a lot even for me, and I love an emoji. 1149
Reposted by CaroleUBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 22hJust when I think my mind is devoid of thoughts it has one. A boring one like this, but a thought, nonetheless. 0168
Reposted by CaroleUIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fishing for words but netting water, perhaps the great unknown suggests to soak than speak today. 02114
Reposted by CaroleUgeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets 25751233
Reposted by CaroleUFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026second verse. please lift the curse. 27931
Reposted by CaroleUfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and the change to make a wish in this fountain 28725
Reposted by CaroleUSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around 212046
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There have been many others, but Jeremy Brett is my Sherlock. 4135
Reposted by CaroleUUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I’m so glad you find this amusing, Patricia.” 1747480
Reposted by CaroleUstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Complete lack of accountability is why this fucking shit keeps on happening. 15723
Reposted by CaroleUTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness 18051
Reposted by CaroleUBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026learning how to be my own grandma 710340
CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Platypus is better than unicorn as an allusion because the unlikely is more visceral than the impossible." No, I did not say that out loud. It's our little secret. 0103
Reposted by CaroleUsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit 920854
Reposted by CaroleUMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Radically accepting that everything is lava 215768
Reposted by CaroleU𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically. 59719
Reposted by CaroleUSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented. 13311
Reposted by CaroleUJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We should all get together and play solitaire. 58839
Reposted by CaroleUSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable. 1417256
Reposted by CaroleUBob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Persistent depressive disorder (PDD), formerly known as dysthymia, is a continuous, long-term form of depression lasting for an entire Presidential term. 1248
Reposted by CaroleUBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 210062
Reposted by CaroleU🜲 @fresh72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Call the Election Protection Hotline at 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683) if you encounter voter intimidation 14326
Reposted by CaroleUTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things 09460
Reposted by CaroleUAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Always the anecdotist, never the raconteur. 0178
Reposted by CaroleUNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/03/2024I spend a lot of time luring men to their deaths, but I also enjoy flower arranging. 7387105
Reposted by CaroleUResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me: So what are you planning after you finish your residency? Evil: 1248
Reposted by CaroleURachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A path to happiness perhaps in another dimension? 107819
Reposted by CaroleUSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 26376148