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CaroleU

@caroleu.bsky.social
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Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqi…

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4h
I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 13h
The creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 15h
No I don’t mean “Scottish” tape but thanks anyhow, autocorrect.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 01/10/2026
just tried to take a nice deep drink from an unopened beer, feeling pretty good about it
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 18h
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 17h
I’m a “forgive and forget” kind of person. Specifically, I will forget I forgave you.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17h
Instead of an air fryer I recommend using a cockle warmer. Easy cleanup, too.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h
October is the 10th month. ‘October’ means “8th month.” In the first calendar used in ancient Rome, the year had only ten months, starting in March and ending in December. The extra period between December and March was not considered part of the series of months.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me: the phrase “dog cocks ears” kinda sounds like the ingredients for a witch’s brew, amirite my gynecologist: what
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 22h
One picture is worth one thousand words, fine. Fair, even. But by that scale, isn’t one gif worth a million emojis? That’s a lot even for me, and I love an emoji.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 22h
Just when I think my mind is devoid of thoughts it has one. A boring one like this, but a thought, nonetheless.
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Indu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fishing for words but netting water, perhaps the great unknown suggests to soak than speak today.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
second verse. please lift the curse.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026
god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change and the change to make a wish in this fountain
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally, something encouraging. 🤞
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around
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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#CurrentMood
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The service lousy with sacraments.
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Lu @rendernev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October, all!🍂
My drawing of an orange pumpkin with striped legs.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There have been many others, but Jeremy Brett is my Sherlock.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I’m so glad you find this amusing, Patricia.”
unhappy-looking cat in a monkey costume
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Complete lack of accountability is why this fucking shit keeps on happening.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
learning how to be my own grandma
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Platypus is better than unicorn as an allusion because the unlikely is more visceral than the impossible." No, I did not say that out loud. It's our little secret.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wading through the déjà vu.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frame #19050 from S06 -E02 - Liver-629286
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*two aliens zoom through the solar system in their spaceship. one of them points to the earth as they pass by* that’s where flan was invented.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should all get together and play solitaire.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pix or it didn’t happen.
Potato Salad Sandwich for sale at Mitsuwa, held by @happysinecurist.bsky.social who should’ve known that I’d make him stand there til I got my phone out because he knows pix or it didn’t happen. No, we didn’t buy it, it’s enough to know that they exist.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the moth 🤣
yellow alfalfa butterfly on a pink zinnia and a moth outside my window looking crazy
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Bob Wilson @happysinecurist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Persistent depressive disorder (PDD), formerly known as dysthymia, is a continuous, long-term form of depression lasting for an entire Presidential term.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Analog didn’t glitch.
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🜲 @fresh72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Call the Election Protection Hotline at 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683) if you encounter voter intimidation
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Memento more or less.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always the anecdotist, never the raconteur.
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
I spend a lot of time luring men to their deaths, but I also enjoy flower arranging.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course I eat my feelings. They’re delicious.
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: So what are you planning after you finish your residency? Evil:
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A path to happiness perhaps in another dimension?
A picture of the forest that is kind of off.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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