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this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life moss, books, fossils, haiku✨ medieval bf: bsky.app/search?q=medieval+bf&autho… lamentations/ruminations: bsky.app/search?author=fleurkenstei…

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mentally I’m here.
A picture of the California coast line
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 19m
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A two-panel picture of iPhone lockscreens. The images are Tim Curry from Rocky Horror wrapped in a black cloak on September 30th. The second is the big reveal of a rather sexy outfit underneath.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 1h
soup that makes you evil
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m o n c h m o n c h 🥕
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 1h
Soaking in hot springs (onsen) holds a central position in Japanese cultural life and wellness heritage, rooted in ancient Shinto traditions of ritual purification (misogi) and the therapeutic practice of tōji (healing bath retreats).
Framed by the dark, angular lines of a gabled timber overhang, an indoor thermal bath (onsen) looks out onto a serene garden radiant with golden autumn maples (momiji). The still, mirror-like surface of the mineral bath water perfectly catches the luminous amber foliage, creating a striking liquid reflection that merges the interior sanctuary with the vibrant autumn landscape. Polished dark stone and warm wood panels line the bathhouse, catching soft reflections of warm ambient light along the pool’s edge. The scene evokes a deeply immersive sensory atmosphere: the soothing warmth of mineral-rich geothermal waters, the subtle aroma of cedar and cypress (hinoki) rising with the steam, the faint whisper of autumn breeze against the glass, and the quiet stillness of an autumn afternoon.
Japanese bathhouses and traditional inns (ryokan) are meticulously engineered to honor kisetsukan—a deep sensitivity to the passing seasons—offering bathers an intimate connection to spring cherry blossoms, summer greens, autumn leaves, or winter snow. Through the architectural technique of shakkei ("borrowed scenery"), master builders frame the surrounding natural landscape into the room's design, blurring the boundary between uchi (inside) and soto (outside). Every detail—from the precision joinery of the timber roof to the seamless stone masonry of the bath—reflects monozukuri (artisanal mastery and devotion to material heritage), transforming a daily ritual into a meditative encounter with nature.
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 1h
i need a bidet with some horsepower. i want my shit blown smoove off. i want the power washing community to wince. it’s not enough
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 2h
one would think that I’m better than this, but one would be wrong
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 2h
Trent Reznor threatens everyone with a bad time.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 11h
1st October. My coffee turns into a pumpkin spiced latte. My kitchen table turns into a pumpkin spiced latte. My family turn into pumpkin spiced lattes and I weep as I drink them and pray for more cinnamon to sprinkle on their delicious foamy heads
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me
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Broke up with my medieval bf because he said I should ‘write a tapestry about it’ in an argument
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buckle up. I think I'm approaching the 'optimistically violent' phase of my character arc.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ICYMI: Episode one of Who Prose There? The really good book review. Where we discuss how to fit a velociraptor in a car, cloaca logistics, and Antonio Banderas. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiNF...
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Who Prose There - Don Juan Velociraptor
YouTube video by Durs Productions
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me drowning out your bullshit
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The universe told me I was right in a very subtle way
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
we built orc city (we built orc city) on rocks and bones
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John Robinson @hannibalv.bsky.social · 21h
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Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18h
My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever."
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 19h
We need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this shit keeps happening
The setting Sun reflecting off of storm clouds In the East giving a red glow to the bottom of the clouds with tall pine trees in the foreground
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the grand scheme of life, be Preparation H, and not a hemorrhoid.
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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026
sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
underneath of cosmos and zinnias, cloudy blue sky with the sun shining through
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today is a great day to kick some dick
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
First of all, fuck this shit.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 14h
well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h
im way too awake for this reality
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 17h
I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 5h
I wish my goldfish would stop asking me if I saw 'Shape of Water', he already knows I don't feel that way about him, we're just friends
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🫴🏼 m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiAb...
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Nine Inch Nails - Wish
YouTube video by Full Album Music Channel
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Contacting the wish foundation to bring me Rasputin’s dick: stat.
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If you’re wondering, hey what kind of cunt is she serving? It’s this kind. The kind of cunt with a small dog and patronising font 🫴🏼
A real disgusting white ringer shirt with red detailing. There is a small sad fluffy dog in a red rose heart shaped frame. Below it in black it says ‘happy Valentine’s Day to myself’ and below that in red disgusting cursive it says ‘I love you’
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h
Clunge and Balls is the new animated series we all deserve!
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Uploading you all a cool, delicious beverage for #thirstythursday because hydration is important if you want to look good in those full clunge and balls shots 🫴🏼
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you know who else didn't get anywhere close to making top 38? a guy named jesus christ. you think about that.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i push my fingies into my 𝘌𝘠𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚𝘚!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h
Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*
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Bsky is fucking HIGH rn. How dare ally, advocate and friend to many Meghan dare to suggest rapists should be duly punished??? Do me a flavour ffs, sort it out bsky
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Marcello Hernandez is the real short king, the others are just ✨smol pwinces✨
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee thing is born out of the same impulse as “but what was she wearing,” “he had preexisting conditions,” “well, didn’t they know [traditional clothing] is unprofessional?” Anything to shift blame from systemic failures to a group of people already conveniently scapegoated.
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Having a mirror held up to your actions doesn’t always feel great ✨but✨ you don’t grow if you don’t know 🫴🏼
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 9h
If we all help one friend to move on from skinny jeans and they help one friend to move on from skinny jeans. Legs can breathe again.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What if I was a fox patrolling the night, unseen and unknown, under a blanket of stars
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGgn...
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Season of the Witch
YouTube video by Donovan - Topic
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 13h
i suck at wielding my dark power
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 14h
withered spirits cannot fly
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guys, i stuck two very incorrect links in my bio but you know what, they do the job well enough because unfortunately i don’t give enough of a shit to try to do it the proper way because i am not in the 1995 movie hackers, just a normal middle aged sad woman on the world wibed web, y’know? peace out
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 23h
There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations, and at the last one pause
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17h
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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