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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

I wish I could be as indefatigable as you are, but I’m fatigable. I’m very fatigable.

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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 45m

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gemini: You will try to believe it’s butter and you will fail miserably.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just upgraded my mental health subscription to Depression Plus™️

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this rad kickflip

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We may be subjects of a galactic empire and just not know it. The crickets didn't know they were in the Roman Empire.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 22h

Bad days last a decade, great days last an hour. Them’s the breaks kid. Now pass the Corn Nuts.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This one time I was standing in line at the Kohl's return counter. The woman ahead of me (she was probably 80) was returning a couple of big, colorful bras. When she was all set she turned, looked me square in the eye, and winked at me.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone please tell me how A.I. is gonna kill us all if it’s fucking useless?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welcome to middle age, you're Squidward now.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*a farmer who is a ghost from the time of the Dust Bowl watching SpongeBob* “That boy has rickets,” he’d say

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How about a reboot of the French tv series “Call My Agent” but it’s about an ai bot that brings down all of western civilization?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t right now I’m stockpiling materiel for the inevitable Thermostat War

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m like a 99% certain that Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg have been fucking for years

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The real monster is the one Dr. Frankenstein made along the way.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dog: [stares at cards for 5 minutes] Me: So?! Bet or fold?! Dog: Again, it‘s just a stupid painting. We don’t actually play poker.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hope someone is writing all this down, we could probably turn this shit show into a musical.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She’s a ten, but in Roman numerals, so you don’t see her anymore

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Probably the number one question people ask me is, “How did you find out where I live?”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

-Wait, where’s Pokey? -I’m sorry Gumby, but I needed window putty

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

You don’t suffer fools gladly? But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me: *forgets entire decades of life* Also me: *remembers every note of synth solo in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun*

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Next time I deliver a eulogy, I’ll leave out the maracas.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

If you would kindly avert your eyes I would greatly appreciate it. *struggles to get out of my sedan*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Their story’s still quite a touchy subject for some.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Like a good neighbor, State Farm fucks me in the ass twice a year.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

turns out when they ask you to give blood, they mean your own. my bad

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I set my alarm for 10 minutes after I go to bed so I can hit the snooze button for the next 8 hours

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Kenny Spade @kennyspade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Loud ecstatic quitting happens at the end of quiet quitting. You quiet quit for as long as you can get away while stockpiling glitter and other props for the main event.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026