iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Everyone loves the cool way I am miserable

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

why is it always incandescent why can’t i be bioluminescent with rage

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

It may look like I’m just sitting here but I’m actually nourishing a massive underground root structure, so

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

me most days: house is pretty clean also me, precisely one random day per month: i live in a den of filth and should be shot dead. this house is disgusting well beyond the limits of human decency. the only solution at this point is to burn it to the ground with me inside

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Before the internet, there was the unknowable terror of the night

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Careful, there—that’s a load-bearing defense mechanism.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

My favorite thing about documentaries? Well first of all, they’re depressing, which I love. But I also enjoy being emotionally tortured by a tragedy I’m powerless to change

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Why don't you want to see this ad? □ Sensitive topic □ Not relevant to my interests ✅️ I don't want every second of my life to be monetized by blood sucking parasites

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Me *orders our meal in fluent Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: “What?”

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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Caricature artists, but they’re all kids, drawing your brutal truth as a portrait

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My favorite thing about summer is that my brain doesn’t really have to think all too much because I’m in motion 98% of the time

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

I would run in my flip flops, but I don’t want you to fall in love with me.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

If it wasn’t so illegal to mail you a rainbow, you know I would.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

“This isn’t really the look I’m going for,” I say gesturing to my outfit, face, hair, entire body and also the way I’m standing.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

It turns out I can still fit into the same crying fetal position from high school.

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and nice sounds are in the earhole of the sound hearer.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

murderer looking for us: avril lavigne isnt a good guitar player my friend justin whispering: dont me slowly standing: no fuck this guy justin

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Choosing despair out of the Feelings Hat again shouldn’t be a surprise when it’s the only thing written on each and every slip of paper.

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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

One of these days I'm gonna become a friend to others

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 23/07/2026

hygienist: let me know if you experience any discomfort or sensitivity *punches me in the balls*

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A new software update is available! Bug fixes: Computer now makes incredibly loud kookaburra noises in the middle of the night > Update now / Remind me later

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

It’s actually bad for your mental health to feel insane all the time

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Sometimes I think I’m reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 25/06/2023

Do I repeat myself? Very well then, I repeat myself. I’m repetitive, I contain repeats.

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

My evening self needs to stop making commitments for my morning self. They don't even like each other.

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

time for my favorite game: did i take that pill or just think about it

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

[greeting people in the afterlife with an Emotional Participation Ribbon™️ and a high-five]

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The funnest thing about running errands is screaming in the car

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

don’t listen to me when i say i don’t want something when i secretly do

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/07/2026

it's fucked up that morning people are right. i've had a whole day's worth of errands and chores but it's not even noon yet and i feel great. What the fuck.

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It's useful to have multiple kinds of anger. It keeps you going when the depression doesn't want to let you out of bed. It's like diversifying your portfolio, but with misery

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

Extracting the power of awesomeness from a person is only a crime if they’re seriously using it at the time.

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

One time I used a doorless outhouse overlooking a windswept blueberry barren in coastal Maine and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

[someone accuses me of being happy] Me: first of all, how DARE you—

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/05/2024

book: [uses tropes] reader: i cannot believe how lazy the author is, to use tropes book: [doesnt use tropes] reader: what is the avant garde bullshit

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I hate how your family just stops giving you money for your birthday as you get older. Like I need it more now than when I was 7 Susan I'm starving

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It's a purely biological instinct to stare at anything and wonder if it would be fun to maybe kiss around with it a little, but also we have other needs, like are heart throb magazine walls a species worth keeping

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Sometimes I wave at birds just to make them explain it to the others

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No you misunderstood, I meant “punk ass bitch” as a huge compliment.

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

“I think I’ll try to make a friend today,” I say to my favorite Nalgene bottle as he rolls softly in my passenger seat.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

wearing a full suit of armor, rooting around inside the chest plate for a tissue I shoved in there earlier

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