Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 7hplease stop looking at me in highly pressurised situations like when i’m trying to eat crispy fried onion with chopsticks 2171
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 23hwhile you are praying for her to text back there is a man wishing you were gay 041
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I knew it was a bad idea, I just wanted to see how bad 051
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026reasons I can’t be drafted for WW3: • I’m not good with noise • I don’t look good in camouflage • I require regular naps • my morale collapses without sweet treats • I need a cup of tea before making any tactical decisions 0110
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026you know what’s fun? walking for hours, finding a bench at the top of a hill, sitting in the sun with an ice cream and admiring the view 151
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task 2167
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026called to book lunch: “do you accept dogs?” “of course! we actually prefer dogs to people” five stars, haven’t even been yet 0100
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hate how I look in photos but apparently that’s not uncommon, studies show that up to 80% people also hate how I look in photos 1355
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my autocorrect keeps changing “duck” to “fuck”, shall I be concerned 231
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026asked ChatGPT if it can improve this photo and it removed me from it 1101
Reposted by LionellaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I must take my leaf. -fall 510041
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026do cherry liqueur chocolates count as fruit towards the 5 a day? they have a whole cherry 🍒 inside 350
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if I die getting penis enlargement surgery just tell everyone I was shot by my jealous lover 1115
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026thinking about the time I ordered sex on the beach and they brought me some cocktail instead 0220
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026opening and closing the fridge like a chilled bottle of white wine might magically appear 020
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026still trying to process the concept of Pierre Gasly pole 260
Reposted by Lionella🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/09/2026I’m only here for the crippling delusions 610945
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026trying to stay away from bakeries because what if they mistake me for a cutie pie 2140
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026why yes I’m into BDSM (bubbly, dresses, strawberries, mischief) 051
Reposted by Lionellachris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual. 618663
Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026and for the lady, perhaps a little trip to the vineyard degustating Pinot Noirs, eating wood-fired pizza among the vines, and listening to live music 030