iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

One of my silliest traits is thinking that reason will prevail at some point.

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Friends don't take me seriously when I say I'm moving to Sweden if JD Vance is elected. Probably because they know the highlight of my day is moving from my bed to my recliner.

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If Bluesky decided to only let you follow 1,000 people would you even say goodbye to me? 😢

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It was an honor just to be nominated. Congratulations to Backpack and all of my fellow finalists.

A picture of a fat bear who won the fat bear contest.

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We used to call former romantic partners "Exes." Now the term is "Narcissists" apparently.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16h

None of us really know how much time we have left on the planet. Well, except for my Florida condo neighbor Maury who keeps parking in my assigned spot. I told him not to make any plans after October 3rd.

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I grew up in a simpler time. I drank from a garden hose. I rode home on a stingray bike when the street lights came on to find my mother washing down Valium with Boone's Farm, Strawberry Hill and dad on his 3rd martini calling Walter Cronkite a pinko commie bastard for questioning the Vietnam War.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16h

The United States has a case of the Mondays. @diedrichbader.bsky.social

Shots of The discussion From the movie Office space where they're discussing a case of the Mondays.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19h

He was always the star Never took second billing It was not for reward For he asked not a shilling Be it beef, squab, or pork He stood ready and willing There could be no career More noble or thrilling Than to serve His Highness As a savory filling

A sign on a post in the ground reads "SIR JEFFERY HUDSON, 1619-1682, A DWARF PRESENTED IN A PIE TO KING CHARLES 1ST."

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18h

“Caregiver” means a person who gives care. Why doesn’t “caretaker” mean someone who takes care away? Just give me one week with the English language and I will make shit right.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.

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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Heading out with some of my MAGA pals to see the NFL'S Tampa Bay Bartenders versus the Pittsburgh Squealers.

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A big part of the MAGA thing is to never apologize or admit you screwed up. (Roy Cohn’s advice).

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And/or, are stupid.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The only upside of this aggressive effort to deny the truth and back Trump’s efforts to destroy our democracy? Many of these henchmen reveal themselves to be incompetent and idiots.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026

This ass clown doesn't have the decency to admit he royally fucked up.

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Senator Eric Schmitt is a fucking clown. He didn’t just ask Jack Smith if he was in Atlanta; he did a whole ass posterboard presentation trying to play gotcha, and it backfired because he doesn’t know how to fact-check. Missouri, do better!

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey Missouri, your village idiot is running around Capitol Hill making a fool of himself, hurling invectives at a decent public servant, and embarrassing your entire state. Come get your boy. It time for the Show Me State to show all of us you realize Schmitt is not fit to serve.

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Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hairlines shouldn't recede. My two cents.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I still can’t believe we’ve given power to the greediest whores on the planet.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Excited to see how the Atlanta Hawkeyes do this year and whatnot.

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Kids nowadays don't realize that there was a time when Wendy's didn't totally suck.

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Have you ever wondered where the phrase peachy-keen originated? Neither have I.

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"Exit, pursued by a Bear: My weekend in Provincetown."

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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026

You are the lemon juice to my paper cut. Can there be any doubt we were made for each other? 😍

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Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At a family dinner, my older brother, declaring himself a true Brooklyn Dodger fan, insisted Jackie Robinson's regular position was 3B. He began shouting with certitude. Statistics were consulted; the correct answer, 2B, emerged. Like the honorable Sen. Schmitt (R-Magaland), he has yet to apologize.

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When I'm on a road trip driving around the 48 contiguous United States and I pull into a truck stop I always wonder if this could be the one in which I was conceived.

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My Grandmother told me not to leave my bicycle on the front lawn or "the Spaniards" would steal it. I still have nightmares about Ponce de Leon claiming my Schwinn Stingray for Queen Isabella and pedaling away in his little conquistador helmet.

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Her: What's a good gift for my friend who's graduating with a degree in French existential poetry? Me: Ramen noodles. Lots and lots of Ramen noodles

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