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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 6h

Just got home from the Thorns game, checking to make sure I have all my stuff. Keys, weed pen, phone, wallet…looking good, just one last thing I gotta find…nope. Left my dignity somewhere in the stadium.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 9h

This is my stupidest take: 8 foot ponytails for all players.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 9h

A shit game and all I’ve got to show for it is an unwanted knowledge of the ushers lunch.

The ushers butt on my head for some reason.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 9h

I’d like it if the Thorns would start the game trying to win 50/50 balls. This second half is what I expect from PTFC

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 10h

Ref had two yellow cards on that position in his parlay.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 10h

The FO playing Zombie during halftime and I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 10h

End the game now. This ref is gonna get someone hurt.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 10h

I hate it when a game is decided before the coin toss.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 11h

Gonna be a DC length film by the half

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15h

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 11h

The highlight reel of how shit this ref is is already an hour long 20 minutes into the game.

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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 15h

Oh, it’s on now.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 15h

Remember that loser that did this on Wednesday? He deleted his account when a women close to him told him how he was unequivocally wrong and should be ashamed. Men, you don’t get a free pass for one SA. The acceptable number is zero.

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 18h

State trooper: Ma'am, you need at least one other person in the vehicle in order to use the carpool lane Me: Check the trunk

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 17h

If it’s gonna be 85 degrees today, I’m going to dig my Lavender Menace fit out of the closet and wear it with pink Gucci Adidas.

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026

Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cool well, you can engage in the Discourse Wars of "who is allowed to be a lesbian" I'm gonna be over here, bisexually lesbianing

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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Puma isn't providing dimensions. How am I supposed to know if my cats will fit in this bag?!

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As soon as we get rid of the current administration, we’re going to arrest ICE “agents” and publicly humiliate them. We’re going to bring back stocks in public squares and throw rotting vegetables at them. Tar and feather them. No courts, just public humiliation.

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Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 02/10/2026

…I may need to dig out my racing pedals.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One day you’re at the after party until daybreak, the next you’re telling hummingbirds to “calm down, I’m getting to it, geez” while you flip 10 feeders. Life comes at you fast, indeed.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen

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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We have entered the season where someone could mistake potus for a pumpkin, scoop out the pudding, carve a face and put a candle in.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

But it is one thing to read about dragons and another to meet them.

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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As the joke goes, "September, October, November, December. Seven, eight, nine, ten. But they're the ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth months! Whoever came up with this should be stabbed. Repeatedly." "I have excellent news for you!"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Joyce Carol Oates: you know Oates: i have a take Barker: oh shit Barker: oh shit this is gonna be good Poe: how do you figure? Barker: edgar Barker: it's a joyce carol oates take Barker: they're always good Poe: i don't know about that Barker: they're good to me, edgar

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So I think there’s a garlic press somewhere in the back of the junk drawer? I buy 5lb bags of peeled garlic and turn mince it in a food processor, bag it, lay it flat and “cut” it into portions before freezing the lot. Once frozen I break up the portions into smaller bags and pull it out per use.

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If people don’t like you, that’s OK. If dogs don’t like you, then you need to work on yourself. It is what it is.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Meatloaf dip with Swiss, carmelized onions and peppers, homemade fries, house jus, and spicy aioli. Fuck yeah, fall.

Meatloaf sandwich and fries with dipping sauces.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/10/2026

Solid chance Openai goes belly up and takes softbank and oracle with it. Couldn't happen to more deserving companies.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

give me either a dunk tank or a kissing booth. coffins at funerals are played tf out

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There is no such thing as an irresponsible amount of potatoes

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