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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

6.7K followers 976 following 28K posts

(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltr… dumber: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltr…

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

logging on

close up picture of Clementine, Marie’s (tabby?) cat, with wide open eyes

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

this will be a delightful surprise for future greg

screenshot of an iPhone reminder saying “wish ohi robin a happy birthday with a hug emoji”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

patio door is almost done btw. tri-fold (not finished so not ready to brave trying to figure out how to open it all the way yet)

inside view of a tri-fold patio door. construction equipment is all over the patio

outside view of a tri-fold patio door. the edges are still pretty rough

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

LOOK AWAY

selfie of my face with a patch gray and brown short beard, smiling

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

wow who could have predicted this

screenshot showing the 49ers are 5-0

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

nice

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

okay it’s late i guess i’ll share my face too

Ghostbusters green “slimer” blob monster holding a pizza and a hot dog. this particular picture is of a desk ornament, which is…a choice

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

'CROC JIBBITZ FOR BLACK SOCKS? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i’ll bring some home for you

picture of a bento box with salmon teriyaki, california roll, tempura, salad has been eaten, and a bowl of rice. a glass of coke is visible. chopsticks lay across the box

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

here you go!

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

sorry pickle jerry it had to be done

Pickle Rick from Rick & Morty, a grotesque bipedal pickle with exposed bones and muscle from a rat, with Jerry’s head superimposed on it

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this was actually the first CD i ever bought

Album art for “Eve 6” (1998) of a fly and “Eve 6”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

important update: its good

Bbq brisket sandwich with cheese, next to fries

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

screenshot of “Mute account, Block account, and Report post” options with “Block account” highlighted

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you went and found it 😭

screenshot of karanormal activity 💜 liking my post: “yeah i’m probably to reliant on the feel-good episodes”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

are we monitoring results

screenshot of the bluesky status page

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ah! nevertheless,,

screenshot of listifications saying “2 people have blocked you”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(Palpatine voice) ironic

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

got added to this list. that’s right bluesky i’m a food influencer now

screenshot of a bluesky list called “Meal prep & food folks”: Food, meal-prep and local accounts we’re reading. Curated by hand.

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this fucking guy smh

two-panel screenshot from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson leaning out of a car window ordering “55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies"

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nope you’re in buddy

screenshot showing Edde with the Bluesky Elder label

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

think you’re in

screenshot of the @skywatch.blue label “Bluesky Elder” saying this user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored.

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

little better? sorry i’m not a pro

Ts pfp again with reduced red

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

how’s this

TwoSense’s pfp of her running in blue pants and a Pokémon shirt with trees in the background brightened up

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

put it on an inspirational poster

cheesy inspirational poster with a picture of a black cat laying on it’s back in the sun

BELIEVE
IN YOUR OWN FINDINGS
-los-

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

NOT saying it early. i have patience and a system

Screenshot of an iPhone reminder for 9/28 to Wish Tyler a happy birthday

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

explaining the concept of mutuals was too much

screenshot of @sixfootcandy’s old twitter post that says “Welcome to middle age. Clean sheet night excites you now.”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

gotcha

Screenshot of the iphone reminders app with a reminder for 10/6 to wish TS a happy birthday

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Meatball

screenshot of a food delivery app Buy 1 Get 1 for Subway with a picture of a meatball sub

It just says “Meatball”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

no regrats

screenshot from the shitsky38.com leaderboard showing Voted next to TwoSense

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@los-los.bsky.social when i post a banger

screencap from The Simpsons where the Critic (voiced by Jon Lovitz), a short balding guy, is in a mental institution cell yelling at a frowning doctor: “It’s mid! It’s mid!”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

we did it thank you bluesky

screenshot of 13,000 followers for trickykat

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it will just look like this

George Costanza from Seinfeld in his boudoir photo, shirtless but wearing boxers and socks, splayed out over an elevated couch

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

is this about me

zoomed in screenshot of one of the above pictures of two signs: “NO DICKS” and “NO SEX”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

thank you 😁

screenshot of an iOS reminder for 9/28 to wish Tyler a happy birthday

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

hey check out the boston creme pie my mom made

a boston creme pie (two layers of yellow cake with vanilla pudding in the middle and chocolate icing over it). one birthday candle in the middle

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

perhaps today is a good day to pie

a hairy arm holding a small bat’leth, a Klingon curved blade

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

never seen -1 quote before

screenshot of the post “At dinner, we go around the table and share our worst intrusive thoughts of the day” with -1 quote

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

assuming this is on big shitta’s debut album

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

screencap from the Simpsons of Edna Krabapple holding up two votes, one says “Greg” and the other says “Frances”

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i was going to repeat tonight but a donut thread got me like

Buttermilk glazed donut

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Who, who, who’s your favorite?

Black cat on top of a silver fridge looking like an owl

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

she said to post more pics until she’s your favorite

black cat lying on her back with her feet in the air, sunning on a patio with a lawn in the background

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

screenshot of the Simpsons episode where Homer goes into a 3D realm, where spheres and cubes are rendered in 90’s-era 3D CGI

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

been there, she hates it almost as much as i do. her fluffiness is missing

Black cat sitting in a lap, human in a recliner watching TV. The cat has a lion cut with almost bare back and a lion mane and fluffy tail

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

important update

French vanilla ice cream with crumbles of girl scout cookies covered in dark chocolate sauce

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@twosense.bsky.social made a little homemade pizza

small cheese pizza on naan with extra sharp tillamook cheddar

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

this website is bad for my brain

Raisin Brain smiling sun holding two scoops of raising with two hands superimposed over him, as if stretching him open