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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Whenever I get a massage, my brain always thinks, "What if this turns sexual?" And I know it's stupid, but I can't help it, especially when she's massaging my prostate.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you keep bitching like that, you're going to TURN INTO a bitch.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I refuse to believe that a sloppy Joe and a messy bun are different things.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It turns out that I have been making sourdough wrong all these years. I've always started out with a half awake starter, and did not realize how much of a difference it would make. The dough handled better, rose higher, browned more evenly. I expect the texture will be better, too.

A loaf of sourdough, evenly browned, that was baked in a rye bread pan. It has a nice dome. It is not slashed, because I do this for slicing bread.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I turn 69 (that is quite a number of years away) I'm going to post a nude. And some of you had better say "nice!"

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The perfect cup of tea: Put tea bag in coffee mug Fill with water Microwave for 99 seconds on high, 66 seconds on 30% power; set a separate timer for 3:33 total. When it's done, squeeze the tea bag out. Instead of milk or sugar, add a scoop of collagen.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We should start referring to Wendy's as Measles.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There should be a search engine called Fuck Around. It would give you a much better response than "Google it" for when someone asks you something.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When you're an adult, any day can be like Christmas. I just got new underwear delivered.

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 06/04/2026

In this science fiction short story, a man volunteers to be injected with flatworm DNA. Will the benefits be worth the side effects? dnschmidt.com/science-fict...

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Ron’s Fourth Leg - D.N. Schmidt

A man volunteers for an unusual science experiment where he is injected with flatworm DNA. Will the benefits be worth the side effects?

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

... so come on down this Sunday when we'll be playing all your favourites - faithfully - wheel in the sky - don't stop believing - and a special shout out to the clergy: lovin' touchin' squeezin' we'll sell you the whole pew, but you'll only need the edge!

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/03/2024

Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

An unusual things about me: I go down stairs two at a time. (Also up, but that's not so unusual.) In 8th grade I saw another kid do that and I thought it was cool. Neither of us was, on fact, cool. But It does make the stairs go faster.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a dirty mind because I won't submit to brainwashing.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[First day of new congressional session] Welcome to Impeachment Club. The first rule of Impeachment Club is you do not talk about Impeachment Club. And the final rule is, if this is your first time at Impeachment Club, you have to impeach.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

A passing neighbourchild spots the gleam of the plastic egg from the sidewalk and freezes, transformed into a hunter. Does anyone else see it? No! They creep to the hollow tree, reach inside, and seize the fuchsia prize. It's theirs! With a squeeze, it opens. "Get off my lawn" says the note inside.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Describe what I was doing when the program crashed? I was living my best life. Giving 110% every day and putting myself first for once.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There should be a storyline where Spider-Man gets old, time-travels back to the beginning of his career, and becomes J. Jonah Jameson just to dick with himself.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gimme the bait, boys, I'll get my pole And we'll go down To the crawdad hole And fish today....

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A priest was walking with a bunch of monks, who were chanting, "Parsley, sage, rosemary...parsley, sage, rosemary..." "What about-," I started to ask the priest. "The 'and thyme's are coming," he somberly informed me.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm not seeing a lot of pictures of fried eggs for #friedEggFriday.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you make a lot of jokes that are ok but not great, you're a comidian.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"That's So Raven!" - me watching The Crow

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A bad gardeniner, out in the herb bed, killing thyme.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Met a new cat early this #Caturday His name is Tang. He is a good boy who needs a home. I call his pattern "ghost ginger"

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Wife: You should shave if you're going to. Me: I don't know, do I look rugged and handsome? Wife: You should shave.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why didn't Machu Picchu ever evolve into Machu Pikachu?

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

To lighten the mood, I make a joke about premature ejaculation. She does not laugh. "Too soon?" I ask.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Feels Like The First Time/Like A Virgin mashup

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

You misquote 100% of the quotes you don't get right.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

What is the point of getting abs if the only bellies people want to touch are those of pregant women?

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My “flip book” of the eclipse

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

New obsessions. Zanzibar in Tanzania. Baku in Azerbaijan. No real reason for either. Just memorizing the countries of the world and I find myself thinking, where is that? Do they have food? Should I go there and eat their food? Maybe they have art? What are their cemeteries like?

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 01/04/2026

Every book is a Choose Your Own Adventure book, if you don't believe in free will.

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I would trade the entire current administration to have Dolly back.

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

when you’re feeling down about yourself just remember… there are souls out there who still think about the kindness you showed them which wasn’t a big deal to you in the moment… but it was everything to them

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

You can't listen to the music of an different generation with the ears of that generation. The music your parents love might help you understand your parents. The music you love might help you understand yourself. The music your children love is fucking awful! How can that even be called music???

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Professor Higgins: By George, she's got it! Now, once again where does it rain? Tattoo, shoving Eliza aside: The plane! The plane!

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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just brain-farting my way through life.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My NADSAQ is listed on NASDAQ.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I was always a big Keith Moon fan and one thing we’ve got in common is trashing hotel rooms. Although to be honest I’ve only ever done that on Yelp.

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

babe, are you okay? you’ve barely even touched your beanstachios

pistachios but the open ones have beans in them

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

So from what I gather, Jesus was an OG battle rapper. He spit parable after parable, scared the robes off the scribes/Pharisees who were all like ju-tang clan ain’t nuttin to fuck w & he’s like I’m Son of Man. So they took him out solidifying him the goddest of all time 2 so many

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