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Old Man Magee

@tedmagee.bsky.social
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Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him. AVI: myself with huge, enlarged eyes in a photo but photoshopped. Banner: text saying "Offline shopper magazine"

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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 3h
Akira Toriyama
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Portuguese artist Joana Vasconcelos, sculpture with Azores crocheted lace #WomensArt
Photo of a sculpture resembling a snake covered in green lace
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 16h
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User: saltymactavish.bsky.social
Content: Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 18h
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 20h
Happy National Coffee Day
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Naschy's Toupée @naschystoupee.bsky.social · 20h
Clan of the White Lotus | 1980
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Travertin📷🍀 @travertin.bsky.social · 22h
Dodekalitten 📍Kragenæs, Lolland, Denmark 📷Poul-Werner Dam - Fujifilm X-Pro3 #art #sculpture #photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #bnw #panophotos #Panorama #pano #flickr flic.kr/p/2sC4CPB
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 20h
Mexican Sandwiches
An advertisement for Ashley's Inc. Sta. "A" in El Paso, Texas, saying "TACOS (MEXICAN SANDWICHES) Crisp tortilla shells filled with meat, beans, avocado or what you will... topped with lettuce and spicy taco sauce a treat for your family.  So easy with Ashley's!"  The image is an attractive woman's face with flowers in her hair as she gestures to the products: Ashley's tortillas and other packages.
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 20h
from someone named @FeiKhal on some other site, not sure if its @feikhal.bsky.social or what
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 20h
A post by "victini" saying "You can control white people by giving them cheese".  Someone named Ondo responds "cheese is so good tho" and victini responds to that by saying, "I got one"
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶
Pope Leo on the mic
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nico @acht.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
le tunnel - #foto #photography #shotoniphone #velo #cycling #passapais #imvorbeifahren
im alten eisenbahntunnel zeichnet die beleuchtung streifen auf die wände
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chipmunk introspection...
A close up of a chipmunk on a fallen log. 

📷 Dreamcatcher
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hilda yesterday
Un gato
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ClassicCar - an old Camaro
A Camaro from circa 1990A Camaro from circa 1990A Camaro from circa 1990
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Este nopal tiene sed. This cactus is thirsty.
A nopal cactus with two prickly pears on it. They flesh of the cactus is wrinkly as if it needed water.
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JulieW67 @juliew67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Alphabetchallenge #WeekMForMechanical #ClassicMono A Victorian cast iron book press at Salts Mill
A black and white photo of a large cast iron book press sat upon a window at Salts Mill Saltaire 
The black painted press has a flat square base and a rectangular tubular frame across.
There is a threaded metal rod that is connected to a rotating handle at the top.
Turning the handle lowers the rod and a heavy metal plate attached to it.
This high pressure flattens paper and books in the process book binding.
The press is a silhouette on the window with bright sunlight shining through behind it
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mary hates this guy. She doesn’t trust him.
A dog standing next to a large Halloween figure, a Dracula-like monster.
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hilda, the cat. I‘ve never see her walking on top of a fence before.
A tabby cat named Hilda, walking on the top of a fenceA tabby cat named Hilda, walking on the top of a fence
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this morning
The morning sky, with streaks of clouds, feathery clouds
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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Stripey From Mike
Cat wearing a pink flower-shaped cone on her head, with her head and front feet emerging from under a sofa, seemingly performing the hula
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Vintage Fantasy Art - NOAI @vintagefantasyart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
« A Sound of Thunder », 1953 by Frank Kelly Freas (American illustrator, 1922-2005) Cover illustration of the novel by Ray Bradbury, in "Planet Stories", Vol. 6 No. 4, Jan. 1954 #vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #frankkellyfreas #KellyFreas #raybradbury #planetstories
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC 🪄 🔮🖤
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Milhouse's Magic Show Fail
Alt: Milhouse the Magician trying to put a black cat in a box. The cat cracks the shits and scratches Milhouse. Another black cat pops out from under his top hat and they both attack him. Audience applauds.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Onyx Ashanti, Detroit-based “Musical Cyborg” Ashanti’s innovative work earned them a prestigious 2026 Grants to Artists award in Music/Sound from the Foundation for Contemporary Arts. #SonicArt #SoundArtist IG: @sound.art.museum @onyx.ashanti www.instagram.com/onyx.ashanti...
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worst conga line ever
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminds me of the Fuck Shit Stack youtu.be/CJQU22Ttpwc?...
youtu.be
Reggie Watts: Fuck Shit Stack
YouTube video by waverlyflams
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Beelzebetch 😈 @visceralentropy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's Stormy Sunday! 🎶🌞🐶
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per-haps.bsky.social @per-haps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If not friend why friend-shaped? Boop that snoot.
Booper Snoot meme of dogs with snoots you'd like to boop, and added to the end a diver booping a shark snoot
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Charnwood Moto @charnwoodmoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rural taxi. Kioni, Ithaca, Greece. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMachinery #travel
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
this owl just inhaled a pound of cocaine
Night vision photo of owl mid-flight, talons extended, about to attack a fully grown deer at least 5 times its size
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I appear to have three large SkyBeasts advancing on my position. Please advise. Over. #SkyBeasts
Three large, upright cloud monsters are approaching my garden. The cloudy skyline sets the scene behind the darkening houses and street lights.
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a clip from The Simpsons, a police officer looks at the camera and says "anger is what makes America great".  Behind her are four separate screens showing different angry drivers in some kind of public service announcement about road rage.
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New York Transit Museum @nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MysteryMonday: Have you ever noticed these colorful strips of flooring at the Jay Street–MetroTech station in Downtown Brooklyn? They are called "Tactile Guideways" and are one of a host of strategies that the @MTA.info is testing  to broaden #accessibility in the #NYC transit system.
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James Stokoe @jamesstokoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got to do a cover for Shaolin Cowboy (!!!???!!!)
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Pauliesdad @brassa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
episode 010
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my kid sent me some photos they took, this is one of them… Monday
A statue, at dusk, from behind as though staring into the future. There is a traffic cone on its head.
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Un barbuto barboso ☮️🟣🎗🍉🌈🟡 @incalnero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Quino (Via Pinterest)
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Original painting by John Brian Francis "Jack" Gaughan." Photoshop by me.
An old science fiction pulp novel showing a man removing his helmet, with some kind of device in his hand, and several planets in orbit around him.  He is bald.  This Bluesky user photoshopped his own face onto the man's face and changed some of the text.  The title and other text say "One of our Asteroids is Missing, and also my spaceship keys" by "Alvin M. Onox" and the text, "They stole his world and his hair."
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picture of an abandoned brick structure in the woods. Looks like a two dimensional piece of art hovering above the forest around it.
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Jodi Seer @jodiseer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mother Augra from The Dark Crystal
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SHE IS ALL BUT QUEEN www.oneletterwords.com/weblog/?id=8...
"She rules this earth and conquers the air, the herpicide girl! with herpicide hair.  She is all but queen."  From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1911
Advertisement Illustrated with a black and white image of a stylish woman piloting a very early airplane cloth wings no cockpit
Herpicide was a hair tonic meant to get rid of dandruff and prevent baldness
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Melissa @2023chastete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Joan Crawford and Bette Davis (1962)
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