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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social
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(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltr… dumber: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltr…

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4h
hard to keep up on these things without the jeremy renner app
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20h
Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.
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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 10h
If it's not made by Walter and Jesse it's just mehth
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h
that looks pretty fancy! he k yeah pizza and cake that’s a perfect birthday 🫶
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h
looks fancy!
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h
you're telling me this is how you built the city
just a silly photoshop of a slab with a city on it and it's up on top of a massive rock and a massive roll, like a bolder and some bread
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna walk by people today and whisper I know what you did
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 11h
i bet it feels so good for a brisket to get slow cooked in all those juices
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 17h
i’m gonna switch from body wash to bar soap and constantly talk about it like they’re the hygienic product equivalent of vinyl records
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 11h
🎶if you like it then should’ve put a cinnamon roll on it🎶 Too many syllables? 🤔
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h
very cool!
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h
new toy for shitposters: professorkiosk.wtf/tracer paste a link to a post in it and it'll create a tree of all the quote posts that have branched off from it works on text, images, and gifs too!
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 11h
🥰🫶
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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
hello good people i look forward to disappointing you
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
good to see you!! 🥹🫂🫶
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
LISABUG?! do my eyes deceive me?!
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 13h
It’s called enjoying a bidet, maybe you’ve turd of it.
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why does it always feel like i showed up right after someone says "things are quiet, too quiet"
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h
okay, we can discuss the latinum later. jk lol
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h
upsetting star trek nerds is like phasering targ in a barrel
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h
hmu when you drop the episode though i’m curious
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h
oh no! i felt like the storylines were good at picking up where some classic trek left off, and the humor aspect of not taking itself too seriously and poking fun at trek foibles was relatable. still tickles me when Boimler insists he doesn’t see any resemblance between Tom Paris and Nick Locarno
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h
Lower Decks is fun and has a ton of nostalgia callbacks
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 14h
a reese's peanut butter cup the size of a bathtub so i can wallow in it
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Count Void the Destroyer 🩸 @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 14h
It’s called Tokyo drifting, maybe you’ve skrrrrrrrrrrt of it
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Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late @bazydola.bsky.social · 14h
It’s called piracy, maybe you’ve ar’d of it
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My body is a wonder-what-happened-land
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Blue Bird @heartbeatherts.bsky.social · 14h
Its called being careful, maybe you've erred of it?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15h
it's called frequency, maybe you've Hertz of it
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M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 15h
It's called sharing a bed with your best friend in the whole world, Ernie. Maybe you've Bert of it
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 15h
It's called my giant treasure pile, maybe you've hoard of it
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15h
It’s called bringing presents, maybe you’ve hearth of it
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 15h
it's called being trampled by buffalo, maybe you've herd of it
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🎃 Spooky Dog 🎃 @stinky-doggy.bsky.social · 15h
It’s called Dungeons and Dragons, maybe you’ve nerd of it
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h
bless you
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15h
Blink One-Eighty-Chewww
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 15h
it’s called hearing a who, maybe you’ve horton it
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 15h
it's called an enormous gathering of orcs, maybe you've horde of it
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 15h
It's called the gurdy, maybe you've hurdy of it
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h
it was going to happen anyway 🥰🫶
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15h
It’s called being a shepherd, maybe you’ve herd of it
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h
overwhelmed yet? 😁
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a few ham radios short of an apocalypse
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h
it’s called falling in love, maybe you’ve heart of it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20h
it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h
they’re calling it the most dense deodorant joke of all time
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”
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