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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes

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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572e…

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h
mustard: too bossy! they need to call it mayard
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 7h
she’s working through some stuff
a tux cat latched onto a cat tree with a manic look in her eye and a piece of fluff on her
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10h
My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin
Elon Musk, douchy and doughy and pale
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h
important update: this became a topic of discussion among the family which concluded with my 9 singing, to the tune of the song, "You didn't have to FART from BUTT!"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15h
"Flamingos aren't really pink, they just turn that color because of their diet" Sounds like they're pink, dude
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"gone baby gone" well what else were you expecting from a gone baby
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
i will remind you all to keep the Ween in Halloween thank you and be blessed
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something looks different, Wonder Woman. Did you change your hair?
Skeleton in Wonder Woman outfit with long red hair wig
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
look, I'm not putting more effort into this
alexis with facepaint sloppily photoshopped into the gotye video
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok
photo of me in a black t-shirt with a white cartoon animal (i think it's something called "Aggressive Bear"? there's a bunch of japanese writing on it). i'm giving a thumbs up! also there is a bunch of face paint on my face drawn by my five year old.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her
uni_komugico on ig little white chihuahua wearing a pumpkin with costume 

Hana(parti color) € 2005.11.01-2020.01.14
Sea urchin (red) 7 2007.08.12-2022.08.19
Komugi (cream) · 2017.02.25
Mochi (cream&white) · 2022.07.23
See original & uni_komugico
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 03/10/2026
I don't think we should necessarily be using the language of abolition to describe what is, essentially, losing customers for your product because they realized it isn't what they thought they were paying for.
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how much of this image is lost to time, I hope none of it it’s my favorite image to describe modernity
I voted leave….but now I’ve got 10,000 SEX ARSES stuck at Calais! A Sun exclusive from 2016 or 17 idk
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ugly jacket I made from a thrifted duvet cover 🎉
ugly work coat with stripes in varying widths and colors, powder blue, mustard orange, rust, tan, sage green
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/10/2026
lmao
Rant: Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?

Community notes: The Pope is elected by cardinals in a Conclave which gathers in the Sistine Chapel.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it is very rare that you need an app to notify you of anything, for any reason
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kel belle 👻 @kelbelle83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All of this but also, and I can't stress this enough, turn off notifications. Just completely silence your phone. You don't need to be reachable outside of working hours.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Liam Dillon @liamjdillon.com · 02/10/2026
Years ago I interviewed Houston Mayor Annise Parker who told me one of the main reasons the city was able to cut homelessness by so much is she forced all the governments and nonprofits into a room and made them use the same data system. Meanwhile in LA www.latimes.com/california/s...
The agencies use different data systems, and even different Google spreadsheets, to produce their reports and often have different bureaus within them managing different housing programs.For example, a senior director for Bass told the interviewers that the Inside Safe program uses an internal Google spreadsheet to manage its occupancy records and does not have access to the Homeless Management Information System, the countywide database that tracks street contacts with homeless people and housing placements
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edsabato.bsky.social @edsabato.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCQG...
youtube.com
Gaylord the Dog TV Commercial
YouTube video by cactusjump
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love the name Gaylord. gotta bring that back. who is it . who is the Lord of the Gays
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is serious and deserves your attention (sound on).
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tis the season once again
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I put together a website for my girlfriend’s directorial debut. The trailer drops in a few days, and you can sign up to see it first. As my follower, are you obligated to do this? Yes. You are.
averymerrybreakup.com
A Very Merry Breakup
A holiday rom-com written and directed by Elizabeth Guest. Audience Award winner, Newport Beach Film Festival. Trailer and preorder October 6. Debuts November 3 on Apple TV, Fandango at Home and Prime...
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/2026
2027: u.s. invents triarrhea
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the lips and one of them is Mick Fleetwood and he was kissing everyone all the timeso I figure he’d be good
The Antedeans in early Star Trek tng
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Bsky is such a weird place to be a trans, anti-Zionist journalist. Most outlets would never publish the views I freely express here, and I agree with most of your criticisms of my peers and industry leaders… but also… there ARE ethical journalists, and the last of us are on HERE. Support us?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine the first clown in human history, what that must have been like for everyone else
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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I try to rap
Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He found a little niche and was very comfortable there
Theo, a gray, black, and white mask and mantle tabby, squeezed into a corner of the couch, looking adorable
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stop using AI to "talk to" people who are dead. Use a ouija board like an adult.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 03/10/2026
ABSOLUTELY gorgeous little vicious killing machine 🥹 🪶
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/10/2026
it’s always halloWEen never halloMEen
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a fine group, I’m sure, but an appeal to “your therapist” as your anti-AI message assumes access to the very thing people are so desperately lacking. Care is expensive and isolation is ordinary. Capitalism leaves people desperate for connection, then sells them a simulation of it.
An ad on a subway for an anti-AI action group:

YOU WON'T TELL YOUR THERAPIST.
BUT YOU'LL TELL AI?
STOP THE AI DRIFT.
Learn more at itsnotyouits.ai
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guys seriously check this out. so much stuff
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It turns out when they make Skynet you get murdered by something that looks like a child's toy
Musa AIOpenAI Dots
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
whoever is running Brian Wilson’s posthumous Threads presence has an uncanny knack for the platform
Brian Wilson
@brianwilsonlive
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@threads
Brian loved eating at restaurants on tour. Here he is in 2016 dining in New York City.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026
didn’t invite this guy to the potluck but he showed up anyway smh
Wild turkey on a roof
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