Reposted by SpatialKimtamineJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2hWe need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause. 34420
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Wanna come over and ovulate with me? 89520
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I only talk to myself in a sexy voice 317153
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminebrick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 11hwhen I was younger I thought you could just tell people things but in fact they super hate it when you do that 1242
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet cause a gravitational incident that disrupts the tides and strands sea creatures 05015
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality 212536
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im not even that good at self-deprecating 0247
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health. 816152
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest. 1816866
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile 37726
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder 631263
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineGreg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest. 08028
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12hIf you see this post whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure 5520630
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12hLast night god spoke to me in the Roku city symbolism 48620
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 9hI’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season 710040
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I miss you when you don't post for a few days, bro 15018
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i've never been wrong before, but if it does happen, i feel like i'll handle it correctly 02512
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineJ¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 21hThis cat knows how to basket. 422338
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence. 534599
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminekey @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch 58529
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12hYou don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2426364
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 7hmy baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her 612328
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you 2216962
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23ha necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2419950
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 22hone thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1130962
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 21hPeople everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet 216052
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy 510242
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But what IS on your bingo card? 65426
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i only work out so i can change the Brita filter without breaking a sweat 03610
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror. 39141
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget 16517
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve 25429
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026them: have you ever seen that show “why women kill”? me: never bc i know why. 411926
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026turning to a couple having a serious and heated discussion in public and saying “btw I’m not listening to your conversation at all, just so you know” 213018
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH" 1133167
Reposted by SpatialKimtamine𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs 618651
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 311262
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminealber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026the top 38 accounts that fucking suck 1914823
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminecap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster 113038
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminePru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142001179
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor. 77024
Reposted by SpatialKimtaminefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026ME: i’ll get that from the living room for you, babe {three seconds later} what the heck am i doing in the living room 07017
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814460
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches 29244
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved 120659
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nurturing random indignation 310455
Reposted by SpatialKimtamineGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025why do they call them children, they have like zero chill 14629167