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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social
17K followers 623 following 11K posts

Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolm…

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 2h
We need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Wanna come over and ovulate with me?
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I only talk to myself in a sexy voice
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 11h
when I was younger I thought you could just tell people things but in fact they super hate it when you do that
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6h
inventing turkey milk
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet cause a gravitational incident that disrupts the tides and strands sea creatures
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im not even that good at self-deprecating
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heartburn is your body quietly preparing you for your final form as a fire-breathing dragon with terrible gastrointestinal health.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026
How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h
If you see this post whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12h
Last night god spoke to me in the Roku city symbolism
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 9h
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss you when you don't post for a few days, bro
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i've never been wrong before, but if it does happen, i feel like i'll handle it correctly
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 21h
This cat knows how to basket.
A grey diluted tortoise shell cat, curled up in a rectangular basket, filling it almost entirely.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h
I liked me better in theory.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.
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key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026
sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12h
You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 7h
my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23h
a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 22h
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 21h
People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024
this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But what IS on your bingo card?
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i only work out so i can change the Brita filter without breaking a sweat
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror.
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
them: have you ever seen that show “why women kill”? me: never bc i know why.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
turning to a couple having a serious and heated discussion in public and saying “btw I’m not listening to your conversation at all, just so you know”
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
the top 38 accounts that fucking suck
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A WEREWOLF WHO TURNS ON THE WAXING CRESCENT MOON: Haha guys i just realized what tonight is and we kinda need to solve this escape room faster
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026
ME: i’ll get that from the living room for you, babe {three seconds later} what the heck am i doing in the living room
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I simply couldn't, so I did not.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nurturing random indignation
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
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