iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

People keep telling me I should write a book, and I just think about how I can barely commit to putting laundry away.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 10h

It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine how different the world would be if you fuckers had voted in the black lady instead.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 11h

Imagine if social media didn’t exist and we were stuck with all these thoughts in our heads?

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18h

your honor, [jerk-off motion]

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22h

Getting older isn’t so bad if you can tolerate having a body that always hurts

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 22h

I hooked up with someone who after the deed, pulled out a guitar and started singing aggressively at the wall. I would have dove out of the window in his room if there wasn't one of those decorative grates on the outside.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14h

Why yes, your honour. I'm something of a shitposter myself.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20h

You can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19h

I didn't choose the thug life, it chose me. Just kidding, I came in late to career day and it was the only thing left.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Waiting for the cliffhanger to this shitshow.

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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol.

A photo of my dog photo-bombing Devil's Tower. My dog, a husky/malamute/wolf with black and tan fur is sitting in front of the towering rocky pillar with a large smile and tongue hanging out.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 23h

maybe there should be some shame in your game, bro

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 23h

How old am I? Everything hurts is how old I am

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23h

this should popup if you try to follow me on bluesky

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

i might need a second therapist i think im too powerful for just the one

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23h

I’m a tall drink of water and 3 ibuprofen

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22h

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18h

WARNING! Viewing this account has been known to cause the following dangerous side effects: Love, joy, giggling, laughter, glee, and a general, all over "warm fuzzy" feeling. No need to consult a medical professional. Just follow and enjoy!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Swedish restaurant called The Swede Spot

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it?

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can we start over I wasn't ready

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We came here to be non-jugdemental and fuck, let's not forget that.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My favourite party trick is not going.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

**looking forward to cycles that aren't so vicious**

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Killer geese flying in a V for vendetta

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*blows you a kiss with my middle finger

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

May I suggest, more screen time for the lady?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026

Another day another negative 100 dollars

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*lips smushed against mic* stop. putting. quinoa. into. every. fucking. thing.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My therapist told me to stop posting my every stupid thought on Bluesky. Then we both laughed and laughed.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wonder if Medusa’s friends ever felt taken for granite

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't care if Monday's coo, Tuesday's coo, Wednesday coo, Thursday yes, I'm going to coo - it's Friday, I'm a dove.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am calmly observing my own catastrophic behaviours

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd use the subjunctive if I were you.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did you notice how there was no September this year?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

logging on to recycle last year’s spooky jokes

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

stand back and watch me make everything weird

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