iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3h

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10h

Just want to ride my bike and pet my cat and cook something good to eat but nooooooooo

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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 1h

wowza, Susan. what knockers!

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1h

warren zevon's final song was recorded a few months before his death as his body was already succumbing to the cancer, and it's a goddamned heartbreaker keep me in your heart for a while

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2h

"those fucken american voters can't do anything right" - my daughter finding out backpack beat 910, who is an absolute unit

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2h

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h

it's yacht rock week on dancing with the stars, and other sentences that will make you wonder whether we're living in a holographic projection

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17h

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 5h

if you drain the fat after frying ground beef we cannot be friends

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 5h

blocking is man's number one joy

post from some rando who tagged me inexplicably

@05a1h5m.bsky.social

@francesmeh.reviews
- التفكير هوه عدو الإنسان الأول
thinking is man s number one enemy

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Microdosing wikipedia by making shit up

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the #1 song in america is Pee by janice toilet

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the past week has been great because i don’t remember it at all

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Frantically Googling “What to do when someone with a chainsaw is chasing you?”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

men would rather deep fry chicken katsu than go to therapy smh (satiating my hunger)

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

baking bread and making cheese in a cool way and not in a i refuse to vaccinate my kids way, i swear

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

boi, are you one of the founding fathers bc you gave me syphilis

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How is it that not a single billionaire/pedo has yet to be held accountable and probably never will be while their thugs can continue to rip apart families anyhoo here’s Wonderwall

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The only breasts I’ve touched recently belonged to a rotisserie chicken.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

what if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? would that solve anything or no?

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026

I have a solid relationship with the motion-detecting soap dispenser at work that squirts soap on my sleeve whenever I wash my hands. We are working through our issues and committed to a strong future based on mutual trust

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When someone says “Let’s do this!” I generally hope the “this” they want to “do” is “eat a plate of french fries”

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

i gaslight as a couples therapy blogger “hehe don’t you mean moonlight?” that’s what i said

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/09/2026

most of being a homeowner is wondering ‘who the cuss do they think they are parking there??’ the rest is ignoring the word ‘meow’ in the middle

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate when you meet someone and everything is going great and then they ask you to answer their riddles three

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's chilly out and I'm gonna make banana bread (threat)

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Living in Florida means hearing someone describe tahini as “sharia pudding”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

umm yeah hey, who decided every aspect of your life should be a full-time job?

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looks like a nor’easter’s heading our way, Margaret. Best fetch in more wood and charge up the sex toys

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

singing “anything you can do i can do better” as i roll off a cliff

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i can no longer host parties in my pants, the neighbors always call the cops

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Reporting the coworker who murdered my family to HR

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

as a reminder you do not have to take someone's sweet post about their kid here and somehow relate it to the Epstein files or politics that is brain rot behavior

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I sneezed during an Earth, Wind & Fire song and touched God

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me, coming out of my cage and doing just fine

a cartoon dancin' with a glass of red wine in one hand and a gun in the other

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

38 bsky users to be sacrificed for the autumn harvest

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I posted this on IG and it made me lol v hard so now I’m posting it here

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

if you can't handle bluesky at its worst (joke understanding), you don't deserve it at its best (incredibly high levels of cringe tolerance)

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And I would eat 500 tortillas And I would eat 500 more Just to be the body they said interesting things about at the morgue

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my eyes look really pretty today but i can’t show you since 99% of my followers are spies trying to biohack my retina scanner

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

from musical acts to sexual partners, no one is opening for ed sheeran

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

getting a little depressed during the winter months is embarassing like "oh a little less light makes you sad? your sun friend doesnt want to hang out as much so you're gonna go cry about it?" lol grow up

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i bet it feels so good to be lured by sirens while being tied to the mast by your homies

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026

almost got into an accident on the freeway because some fucking clown was texting while driving! so dangerous! i had to pause my youtube stream to honk and yell at him

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