Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Michael Tracy loves to eat poop. Human poop, dog poop, cat poop, doesn't matter what kind of poop. Michael Tracey loves eating it. 2274
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Have you ever eaten a rice crispy treat so fast that you didn't realize you ate it all until you went to eat more and saw the empty wrapper and it made you sad? 3170
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whatever FOMO loving dipshit motherfucker decided that a Taco Bell, or any restaurant chain, should have a menu that rotates this aggressively and randomly, needs to be taken out back and redacted with their redacted dumped in a play place ball put 492
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cleveland (the city) doesn't deserve all this damn smoke 030
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everytime Taco Bell removes the Caramel Apple Empanada from their menu, an angel loses its wings 2140
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026forgot the password to my alt. oh wait, jk, what alt, I totally don't have one of those haha 190
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025If you're ever looking to add a little fun to your life, you should totally buy some tiny hands. I love these things, highly recommend, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3193
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Okay, so I looked it up, and apparently a group of peacocks can be called SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS ?? 120
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*ahem* ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE 161
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BREAKING: This guy who did the AI songs for his mistress, Caleb Flynn, has officially been found guilty of murdering his wife. RIP, Ashley Flynn, you deserve to still be here with your children and family. AND REST IN PISS CALEB. YOUR SONGS SUCKED AND YOU SUCK EVEN MORE. 2172
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let's gooooooo running a training while my uterus is violently thrashing inside my body 1130
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026Your honor, are you mad at me? 0112
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As you wish. 073
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I will not vote for Gavin Newsom and you can't make me 2714918
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me to my haters: 🎶why u so obsessed with me🎶 050
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have a trip to Chicago coming up. I've never been there. What do I NEED to do while I'm there? 880
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026okay but why would anyone choose texas, didnt they ban everyone but straight white cis men? 4180
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People who say Stephen Miller can't be forgiven because they bullied a rabbit are the same people who simp for these folks. 2394
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My cat accidentally scratched me while we were playing and I'm being really brave about it 1110
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026peanut butter and jelly the loooooong way 081
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Tyler 🏳️⚧️ @greatbadtimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My boyfriend just said to me “oh we (United States) were the only country in the United Nations to vote against women’s rights” I asked “welll… I mean have you ever seen the lists of other things we voted against?” He had not. So I read them all to him. He was in horror He’s 63 and learning still 1215
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what is the most sus emoji someone can put in their name, and why is it this one 🍼? 6294
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay, not exagerating, the AI song stuff was played for 10 full minutes in court. Not just the 4 minutes the other video shows. All 10 minutes are amazing and more people should be aware of the real/full clip. The camera operator is doing gods work over here. 190
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's almost october and idk what im gonna be for halloween. I made a big impression at work last year and I know they expect costume greatness from me now!!! 130
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just left water boiling on the stove for like 15 minutes with nothing in it. 8330
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026your honor, i think my client's AI generated love songs are quite touching, all things considered 051
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did AI make this ratio tho. 111
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sometimes I like a post and bluesky pretends I didn't 1190
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My bee is dead. My bee is a homosexual… I LOVE MY DEAD GAY BEE!!! 2162
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every stitch tells a story of love, community, and remembrance. Volunteers across MN created the "Stolen Neighbors Quilt" with 11,000 squares to honor Minnesotans detained by ICE. Each fabric square represents a neighbor, a family member, and a life impacted by deportation. We stand for Justice! 15456672128
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Please share to spread awareness. Spreading the lore of ohio icon touchdown jesus getting his shit rekt by his own dad is very important to me. 140
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026fuck this person, who is putting lots and lots of profoundly anti AI people on a "uses AI" list. fuck you @9021007.xyz leave my friends alone, they're all incredibly and vocally anti-AI. 1742092
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 142655624
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/09/2026Westwood. Shady Hill Road. Caller said a group of toddlers and kindergarteners formed a bike and big wheel gang and are riding up and down the street. 1316830
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There is clearly not a single person that loves him. 380
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's what they called me in high school 060
Reposted by Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OJ died at Femboy Hooters? 3153
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It means everything to me that in these articles, Zohran is always smiling like a handsome cherub who is here to bless you, haters be damned 081
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hi, Im Meegan, an HR Professional. If you bring coffee or some other drink to your interview with me, I would notice you thought ahead and came prepared. Also, I would most likely be a little jealous, because I never think ahead to get my own tasty little beverage. Also, this Kai guy is an idiot. 9733