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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]

@jovialstarfish.bsky.social
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ima 🐝 that wears 👒 outfits and loves 🖤💛 the burgh *shitposts abound, not every post is serious *all posts are mine, never reflect on my employer *my dms often dont work, app thinks im in ohio

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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 36m
HEY CHICAGO. WHAT IS YOUR ORDER AT PORTILLOS?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 45m
brb, gotta go feed my pstemtatopm of peafowl
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracy loves to eat poop. Human poop, dog poop, cat poop, doesn't matter what kind of poop. Michael Tracey loves eating it.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you ever eaten a rice crispy treat so fast that you didn't realize you ate it all until you went to eat more and saw the empty wrapper and it made you sad?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my angle 🥹
A soft fluffy brown tabby kitty cat named Wilson who is sleeping in a little log on the couch, with his little foot bent and his little belly fluff is sticking out and it looks so soft you wanna touch it you know you do
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whatever FOMO loving dipshit motherfucker decided that a Taco Bell, or any restaurant chain, should have a menu that rotates this aggressively and randomly, needs to be taken out back and redacted with their redacted dumped in a play place ball put
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cleveland (the city) doesn't deserve all this damn smoke
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everytime Taco Bell removes the Caramel Apple Empanada from their menu, an angel loses its wings
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
forgot the password to my alt. oh wait, jk, what alt, I totally don't have one of those haha
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
If you're ever looking to add a little fun to your life, you should totally buy some tiny hands. I love these things, highly recommend, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, so I looked it up, and apparently a group of peacocks can be called SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS ??
The most common terms and collective nouns for peacocks (peafowl); are an Ostentation, a Pride and a Muster. When considering the overall appearance of this colourful bird, it is easy to see that at least two of the more frequently used group names above clearly indicate the stature, nature and appearance of one of the world’s most impressive members of the avian family.Other terms for a group of peacocks

    A Harem of peahens (female birds only)
    A Lek of peacocks (adult males only)
    A Bawl of peacocks (adult males only)
    A Cluster of peacocks (adult males only)
    A Party of peacocks
    A Pulchritude of peacocks
    A Bevy of peacocks
    A Pstemtatopm of peafowl
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*ahem* ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
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Grue of Ill Wind Studios @illwinds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SKIP SELLS OUT
This way to a cowboy's breakfast.

Skip rides again. Thinks: "Thanks to Heinz Baked Beans every day is a super day". Those who know how many beans make five ose who know how many beans make h get Heinz beans inside and outside at every opportunity. Get saucy.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: This guy who did the AI songs for his mistress, Caleb Flynn, has officially been found guilty of murdering his wife. RIP, Ashley Flynn, you deserve to still be here with your children and family. AND REST IN PISS CALEB. YOUR SONGS SUCKED AND YOU SUCK EVEN MORE.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's gooooooo running a training while my uterus is violently thrashing inside my body
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Your honor, are you mad at me?
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The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As you wish.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I will not vote for Gavin Newsom and you can't make me
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 21/01/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: jovialstarfish.bzky.team
Content: I love these moments with everyone. It's exciting to dream and feel the joy. Like. The entire country is edging together
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me to my haters: 🎶why u so obsessed with me🎶
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a trip to Chicago coming up. I've never been there. What do I NEED to do while I'm there?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay but why would anyone choose texas, didnt they ban everyone but straight white cis men?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People who say Stephen Miller can't be forgiven because they bullied a rabbit are the same people who simp for these folks.
Peppermint PattyZoidberg
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cat accidentally scratched me while we were playing and I'm being really brave about it
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"what's inside cheetos" girl, leaned back and doing a curious slightly intrigued looking face, staring as chester cheetah is stradling the top of the glass of uncombined uncooked raw ingredients, and he is shitting little cheetos into the glass
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
peanut butter and jelly the loooooong way
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Tyler 🏳️‍⚧️ @greatbadtimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My boyfriend just said to me “oh we (United States) were the only country in the United Nations to vote against women’s rights” I asked “welll… I mean have you ever seen the lists of other things we voted against?” He had not. So I read them all to him. He was in horror He’s 63 and learning still
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what is the most sus emoji someone can put in their name, and why is it this one 🍼?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cute sheet cake with flowers, and the cake says SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED WHILE YOU WERE TALKING AND I PRETENDED I WAS LISTENING
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
✨️logging off✨️
patrick star sleeping in bed, little black cat sharing the bed, patrick booty cheeks very thick, little blanket and hair net action, oscillating fan is oscillating.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, not exagerating, the AI song stuff was played for 10 full minutes in court. Not just the 4 minutes the other video shows. All 10 minutes are amazing and more people should be aware of the real/full clip. The camera operator is doing gods work over here.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's almost october and idk what im gonna be for halloween. I made a big impression at work last year and I know they expect costume greatness from me now!!!
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just left water boiling on the stove for like 15 minutes with nothing in it.
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
your honor, i think my client's AI generated love songs are quite touching, all things considered
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did AI make this ratio tho.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I like a post and bluesky pretends I didn't
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My bee is dead. My bee is a homosexual… I LOVE MY DEAD GAY BEE!!!
A man holding a football looking over a body in a casket. From the movie “Heathers”.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Deflategate is real"
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a yellow sign with a picture of a bee and weirdly inconsistently focused words/letters that say WARNING DEAD GAY BEES THERE IS A BEE IN MY ASS OOF OUCH MY TOES ARE GETTING SUCCED HELP
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every stitch tells a story of love, community, and remembrance. Volunteers across MN created the "Stolen Neighbors Quilt" with 11,000 squares to honor Minnesotans detained by ICE. Each fabric square represents a neighbor, a family member, and a life impacted by deportation. We stand for Justice!
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please share to spread awareness. Spreading the lore of ohio icon touchdown jesus getting his shit rekt by his own dad is very important to me.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
fuck this person, who is putting lots and lots of profoundly anti AI people on a "uses AI" list. fuck you @9021007.xyz leave my friends alone, they're all incredibly and vocally anti-AI.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/09/2026
Westwood. Shady Hill Road. Caller said a group of toddlers and kindergarteners formed a bike and big wheel gang and are riding up and down the street.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is clearly not a single person that loves him.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's what they called me in high school
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OJ died at Femboy Hooters?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It means everything to me that in these articles, Zohran is always smiling like a handsome cherub who is here to bless you, haters be damned
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hi, Im Meegan, an HR Professional. If you bring coffee or some other drink to your interview with me, I would notice you thought ahead and came prepared. Also, I would most likely be a little jealous, because I never think ahead to get my own tasty little beverage. Also, this Kai guy is an idiot.
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social    Follow
Fudge

I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all- to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

10:58 AM Sep 25, 2026    Everybody can reply
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