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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 6h

I write the jokes. You press the heart. This system only works if everyone does their job.

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Carrie @ruthless74.bsky.social · 7h

Being a deep and sappy person in 2026 is not for the weak! I need to lose my vision and my auditory skills

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 7h

Dog: [lying the floor, about to snooze for 3 hours] Oh, yaaaah…this is the life. Me: [sitting in a chair, paying bills, doing taxes, and ordering more dog food] Oh yah, this is the life.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 7h

These are a bunch of words that, when strung together, will get you sent to a gulag in the land of the Fae.

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ɱίκε ΘĢ @mikeo-g.bsky.social · 8h

Fine. It turns out I miss you cunts. I hate you all 😘

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 8h

websites for… butts & garbage: OnlyCans fogerty & quayle: OnlyDans sneakers & trucks: OnlyVans solo & christian andersen: OnlyHans peter & cooking utensils: OnlyPans laurel & lee: OnlyStans drescher & lebowitz: OnlyFrans master & best laid: O

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 8h

I know I’m a fun person because my phone often changes “doing” into “DOJ”

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 8h

them (an ignorant fool): I have sleep apnea me (a genius): uh I think the term is "CPAPnea"

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

For some reason, some people get mad when you refer to any all-male band as being a boy band

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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 8h

Once again. I am not the Julie porn bot. Please do not block me. OK, fine, sometimes I show my legs and my shoulders and my cleavage here. But it's all free! 😉

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 8h

Under normal circumstances I would certainly loan you a Xanax tablet or two but at the moment I only have 178 in my emergency reserve stored in my book safe.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 8h

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 8h

not enough lobes, really

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 8h

One of my silliest traits is thinking that reason will prevail at some point.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8h

Apple cider vinegar needs to calm down

Vinegar bottle label that says "pep up your pickles"

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 8h

go big or go home? ok, I’ll go home. that’s where all my stuff is. I like it there, I’m comfortable ✌️

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 10h

Things women won’t do if they found a man unconscious in need of medical assistance 1. Rape him

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h

The worst thing I can imagine being to someone is resistible.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 9h

You cleaning your laptop cache bc your wife wants to borrow it

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 9h

Have you experienced the living death? If not, gamble harder.

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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 9h

Pix or it didn’t happen.

Potato Salad Sandwich for sale at Mitsuwa, held by @happysinecurist.bsky.social who should’ve known that I’d make him stand there til I got my phone out because he knows pix or it didn’t happen. No, we didn’t buy it, it’s enough to know that they exist.

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Tee Koobaan 🇨🇦 - Kevin Sorbo's failed acting coach 🙄 @teekoobaan.bsky.social · 9h

Which is more dangerous to humanity and society: Facebook ? or X?

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9h

None of us really know how much time we have left on the planet. Well, except for my Florida condo neighbor Maury who keeps parking in my assigned spot. I told him not to make any plans after October 3rd.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 9h

Beginning to think I know why the American Gothic couple never smiled

The famous painting “American Gothic” which features a woman and a man farmer and they look absolutely miserable

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9h

We used to call former romantic partners "Exes." Now the term is "Narcissists" apparently.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit

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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 9h

rather than do my work i decided to watch doctor strange in the multiverse of madness. and that’s what you get for procrastinating

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9h

It was an honor just to be nominated. Congratulations to Backpack and all of my fellow finalists.

A picture of a fat bear who won the fat bear contest.

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🖤🧡🖤 Sara 🖤🧡🖤 @pennutsara.bsky.social · 8h

Just told my partner (Matt): Calm your titties. Grab your tits, Hold on tight, Calm em down, It'll be alright.

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John Fogerty @johnfogerty.com · 8h

John Fogerty 🤝 harmonica

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8h

spirit halloween has moved into the flavor department of the la croix factory

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

The server stopped by my table and asked how my food was. When I said “Good” she spontaneously did a double fist pump, as though she had just made a game winner at the buzzer. I don’t recall ever loving a job that enthusiastically.

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