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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 13h

It was so shocking yet somehow not shocking at all.

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When my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?" The doctor winked at me and said: "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park." #DocAfterDark

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 14h

eat my whole ass

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 14h

But, did you get a golden ticket?

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 14h

is there joke for the jokeless

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15h

This Kangal dog is saying don’t even think about it!

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The Bee Guy @thebeeguy.bsky.social · 16h

Bee Everybody quiet down now and get some sleep. Dreams are the refuge of the misunderstood… #bee #goodnight #dream

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 15h

Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 14h

unsure if it's forgetting or a trauma mind blocking thing that looking for a job is a full time job itself

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 14h

if you're tired of me now, just wait until November 2 for my pumpkin head layoff #4

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 15h

all of the groceries are put away please clap

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15h

u can not convince me these are not orange popsicles left in the freezer for three years

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 15h

if you see a 6-2 350lb man skipping around your neighborhood, mind your business

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 17h

90% of the time I put the pill in my mouth and then realize there is no water within a 100-mile radius

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 15h

I've scheduled time to be spontaneous on Saturday between 11am-1pm

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 17h

Reply guys won't steal my sparkle, you should give up on trying

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 17h

there's this supplier who comes to visit us like once a month and he always brings doughnuts and i don't even know his name but hats off to you doughnut guy you are the best

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 16h

I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting .

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23h

aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23h

logging on for the wholesome content

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you do on the Internet

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t date; I’ve seen too much

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seriously though, how much “free-range” does a boneless chicken need?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

$Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82 Interviewer: I'm sorry, we won't be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil$