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Perfectly Cromulent Woman

@catlady.gay
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Spaghetti Queen Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwv… 42 🏳️‍⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 56m
doing the math on my job hours, they are giving me 4 hour shifts, it takes me an hour round trip to get there which is over 2 gallons of gas. my trip to work costs almost 1 hour of work, so it's taking me 5 hours to get through a 4 hour shift and i take home 3 hours income
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 21/08/2026
the difference between $0/hr and $15/hr is $0 dollars, the difference between $15/hr and $30/hr is $1000000 dollars. not elaborating.
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 3h
Wunce agin an varry misteerius objekt haff appeeredt on de stares. Weer do idt combe frum? Weer is idt hedded? Noe bundy noes.
fluffy dark, gray, and black Club shaped object appears hanging down from oak stair tread on floating staircaseSide view of same object with glimpse of graffiti style painting in background
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 9h
The hardest part about quitting drinking is the falling asleep because i used to just pass out
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 10h
Nature is beautiful
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17h
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 17h
Physics? Yeah idk kid, light is probably spaghetti.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 11h
Sorry I'm not funny anymore since i quit drinking
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 11h
This is a pretty little bed i made for myself
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 15h
Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
Orange and white cat stretches a paw for a high five. His behavior report is 100% good.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15h
saw a commercial saying 78% of democrats are interested in making voter id mandatory and that’s a huge problem
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 14h
Michael Tracey likes to rub dog shit in his eyes and suck off horses to impress his daddy
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 12h
Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Hey baby, you must be a Slim Jim™ because I want to snap into you Also, you’re meaty, kinda greasy, really salty and a little spicy, just the way I like
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 18h
peak 1990's male sexuality
burt reynolds, charles durning, michael jeter naked in the woods on a dirt road with nothing but branches to cover their fronts on evening shade
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 19h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19h
i only work out so i can change the Brita filter without breaking a sweat
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Mikel Maria Delgado, PhD @mikeldelgado.bsky.social · 20h
It can be SO hard to leave your senior pets in a pet-sitter's hands. I spoke with Katia at the Mittens Companion Project about preparing to go on a big trip when you have an 18 year old cat waiting for you at home!! themittenscompanionproject.substack.com/p/monthly-mi...
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Senior Cat Care, Cat Play, & Pet Loss | September Mittens
September Mittens: arranging cat care while going on vacation & Dr. Mikel Delgado's expert view, cat "play" and power, Mosi’s adoption story, and pet-loss photography.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 16h
To hell with a blue butterfly, I want an albino squirrel with a smoke hanging out of his mouth as the symbol of Bluesky. Fuck it. Call it WhiteSquirrel.
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Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h
will post more birthday catalina trip pics in a bit… but first meet my breakfast buddies, Tom and Stephenie 🤗
tom (larger white and grey seagull w a bright red dot on his bill) would like to know why exactly i think im entitled to eat in front of him wo sharing 🤨yes, stephenie (grey smaller seagull, possibly female?) knows she has feathers on her beak and she’d prefer not to discuss it tyvm!
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 19h
Name your fav Alt/Grunge Song.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 17h
Love so much of it, but I'm gonna go with Oh the Guilt by Nirvana. It's quintessential Nirvana all the way through
youtu.be
Oh The Guilt
YouTube video by Nirvana - Topic
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 17h
Decided to wait until my next weekend. I'm gonna be working five days this coming up work week so it'll feel extra good next Tuesday
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 18h
Do i make an impromptu trip to federal way to rent a hot tub suite for an hour or two tomorrow?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just you wait and see if I procrastinate
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 19h
The hoal deer fam damnly haff camped demselfs in mine yardt arownd de wadder bowl. Momb not put owt any frutes fur 2 weeks! Dey juss keeb comink fur de drinks!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20h
Anthropic's IPO filing apparently warns investors that advanced AI could pose “catastrophic or existential risks to humanity,” which is a great sales approach and also, coincidentally, the exact phrase I was told when I brought home this guy.
Sandal, a large fluffy orange-and-white cat, sits upright on a curved cardboard scratcher, staring directly at the camera with a serious expression.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20h
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20h
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 20h
I could only ever dream to be as comfortable as that kitten is
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Saffron & Her Majestic Floof @saffronsfloof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Orion: “Pegasus… are you actually sleeping?” Pegasus: “I’m practicing being adorable. Please don’t interrupt.” #cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme And yes, you should follow our fosters on the ‘gram @littletailfosters
Color photograph. Pegasus, a tiny long haired black, gray and white tabby kitten snoozes on his back unaware that his brother, Orion, is sniffing him suspiciously.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20h
Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
tesla looks like he should be doing a stereotype of a 1930s mobster
tesla cat with upper lip snagged so it looks like he's snarling
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 21h
Huh. Double stuffd New Balance. Y’don’t see that every day.
New balance shoes with a LOOOOT of foam padding
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 20h
I got rainier chilling in the fridge and limp bizkit playing on the stereo, wanna come over and hang out?
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youtu.be
Limp Bizkit The Fuck Song
YouTube video by Vicke Walgren
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 22h
heavy
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Jillian Whitton 🏳️‍⚧️, rising @jillianw.bsky.social · 22h
I'm getting steadily less convinced by the argument that centrist Dems are doing this as an electoral-math tactic. Because as a tactic it makes absolutely no sense. They want to remove our rights because they hate us. And they'll blame us if they lose because they hate us.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 21h
Someone should be massaging my tits rn
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 21h
I just lov an freschly warmedup cowch cushion
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 21h
Sitting with one titty out like they used to do in the olden days
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22h
it will never not be scary and you will never not need to do it so do it scared
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22h
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
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chelsea bridge @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026
I bet being toasted and slathered with cream cheese feels so good if you're a bagel
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 give me the skeets boys and free my soul 🎶
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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