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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry I wore my “Bukkake Not Babies” shirt to your gender reveal party.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 6h

Ring ring, perspective calling, it says fucking ✨get some✨ 😌😌😌

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i can no longer host parties in my pants, the neighbors always call the cops

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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 6h

coming from healthcare saying that the US has SI is both terrifying and accurate

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

if i can alt-text this without spoiling the joke then you can alt-text your funny images too

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Keith Calder @keithcalder.com · 6h

Both seasons of the BLINDSPOTTING tv show will be on Netflix starting October 20th! If you missed it when it was on Starz, that is completely understandable. But don't miss it when it's on Netflix! I'm so proud of this show, and can't wait for more people to see it.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 6h

DIGGER being such a MORTDECAI-sized bomb that it threatens the sale to Paramount would be a very funny result to all this

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 6h

I think the best part about being a smart person is constantly having to remind everyone about just how smart I am

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 6h

Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims

Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

🎶 give me the skeets boys and free my soul 🎶

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10h

i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 20h

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22h

edgar allan bro

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

the top 38 accounts that fucking suck

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 11h

Me: I'm looking some something in the mid-size range that says 'I'm an immortal being, willing to defend my honor by doing battle to the death with a Kurgan,' can you help me? My friendly, neighbor hood Toyota dealer: You're not gonna fucking believe this...

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12h

Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.

Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15h

Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs

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Jacob Davison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 11h

RESIDENT EVIL (2026) Dir. Zach Cregger

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 12h

omg do i have to do everything around here

a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

No results found for “swede caroline bork bork bork”.

Try a different search term.

Learn more about how to use advanced search.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 17h

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h

me: adulting is so hard i get eepy EMT: you've lost a lot of blood try not to move

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Your honor, I really need some time to go outside and play on the jungle gym Yes, I'm requesting a recess

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 22h

not a "the government should be run like a business" person at ALL, but maybe we *should* give the costco "if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog, i'll kill you" guy a shot as president

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

All* bangers, all** of the time *- some bangers **- quite infrequently

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Men would rather waste their time and resources 3D printing some bullshit than go to therapy Smh

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

*real interaction from my restaurant last night* Can you split off x, y, & z onto a separate check? Me: Oh, I'm sorry, we don't split checks If you do it, there's an extra 50 cents in it for you Me: *incredulously* Are you trying to get me *NOT* to do it??

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Reskeeting all my mid posts Because someone has to

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

When you're editing a self tape and realize the first frame you're using is a Blue Steel™ knockoff #ActorsLife

Me, a cis male white man, I have hair and a short brown beard. I'm wearing a purple T shirt with 3 buttons, the top two are undone. I'm pursuing my lips much like Zoolander did with one of his iconic looks. There is a seek bar at the bottom of the frame, showing a bit of my editing program

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dammit, Jim, I'm a shitposter, not a doctor!

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A fart that doesn't come out normal, but is trapped in your cheeks, and travels all the way up your crack to the top

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

When a firefighter isn't punctual to his job responsibilities, it's called a later hosen

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Harry Potter and the Inability to Consume Ethically

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's pronounced 'FRANCkenSTEEN'

A marble cover of a tomb that says 'Baron Clement Von Franckenstein 1944-2019 Actor Bon Vivant Gentleman Most Loveable of Friends'

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

4 out of 5 Dentists agree that the 5th one is kind of a dick

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Oh, shit New story: I actually had a couple I was seving tonight & the guy kept looking at me funny End of their meal, he goes, 'Are you an actor?' 'Yes' 'Are you in an Adeedo commercial??' 'Yeah!' I was wearing a hat and a mask & very impressed he recognized me. They were super complimentary!

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Me: *deep in thought* Do you think on that island Tom Hanks and Wilson ever explored each other's bodies? My Orthopedist: Once again, I'm *not* that kind of doctor... but absolutely.

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

'Oh, this looks like it could be an interesting acting job' *applies* (Gets a self tape request) First sentence: We're using this to train AI- *deletes*

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

My favorite foods are adult spinach and adult carrots None of that baby shit

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Come on VOGUE (threateningly)

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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

*flips table* No, Pepsi ISN'T OKAY

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