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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

*hits snooze* Fuck off, Green Day

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 2h

My belt has been quietly documenting my decline for years.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 4h

JNCO should make sweatpants we can sail away to distant lands in

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 3h

The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3h

bringing the void to a knife fight

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h

If you see this post whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure

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key @lefttwix.com · 13h

tired: bidet wired: cleANUS

the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024" there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Alarm: goes off at the same time every morning Me: is always surprised

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 12h

Always the anecdotist, never the raconteur.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 10h

when someone has an idea and its wrong, they've got the wrong idea

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22h

“Ixnay!” I trumpet, alerting the HOA that I’m a bilingual naysayer.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Go go gadget self-sabotage!

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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 13/01/2025

Be the counterfeit moon rock dealer you want to see in the world.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16h

if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/09/2026

I bet being toasted and slathered with cream cheese feels so good if you're a bagel

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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 14h

i turned off desktop notifications completely and my life has never been better (unrelated)

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h

I have made several excellent decisions and only one of them is currently on fire

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 17h

I've been told on first impression that it's hard to tell if I'm an asshole or just quiet and I always find it funny that people think those two things are mutually exclusive.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 18h

Give me Joe Bonamassa, Gary Moore, Roy Buchanan and every other bastard who ever figured out how to make a guitar sound like it was pleading for its life.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18h

they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if we made out in the glow of the exterior sconce lighting at Burger King

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23h

logging on for the wholesome content

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19h

Just found out that falcons live 10-15 years, and the oldest recorded Peregrine Falcon was at least 19 years, 9 months, when it was identified in 2012, the same state where it had been banded in 1992. That means that every single Falcon alive today is a Millennial Falcon...

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Post-it @postlurker2025.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I forgot to post today… Ha, gotcha!

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 19h

I get knocked down, but I get up again because that’s what a Weeble Wobble does

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Deadhawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social · 20h

If it weren't for voice to text, I'd probably go weeks without talking.

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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · 20h

I’m going to need everyone to stop getting sick immediately

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21h

they should make lunchables for kids too

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 21h

The top dad on my block makes his own charcoal.

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 21h

B as in butthole U as in utthole T as in that’s a butthole T as in

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h

Getting yourself into a top loading dumpster isn't the real problem. Getting OUT of the top loading dumpster is the problem. (Not a metaphor. Okay, could be a metaphor.)

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026