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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h

man goes to doctor. says he missed a fly ball last inning. says life seems harsh and cruel. doctor says. treatment is simple. replace all your blood

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 2h

No sport does “guy makes up for his mistake” better than baseball

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h

4. posting "settle a bet: should we be using soap or shampoo for nose hair" and it goes to everyone who has the app open, immediately and unavoidably

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3h

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 7h

(standing in front of the "inability to hold two things in my head at once" factory)

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23h

Naugles was absorbed by Del Taco.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23h

SCOOP: Posting named the eighth deadly sin

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bad news i'm about to lose my blue check

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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026

I appreciate bluesky's periodic dedication to reminding us of the purity of text-only posting by breaking all images on the site

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bumper sticker giveaway to all my followers

a blue bumper sticker that reads:

don't honk at me
i just read some terrible bluesky posts

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

post like no one can reply with just your avatar as a rebuttal

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Red Sox and Yankees are playing in the Wild Card round again, so it's time to once more turn into a person my wife and dog barely recognize for 48-72 hours.

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Jen McCaffrey @jcmccaffrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whenever ‘Sexy Boy’ – Shawn Michaels' theme song – is blasting in the Red Sox weight room, Payton Tolle’s teammates know he’s almost ready to take the mound Talked to 20 people to gather 10 stories on what it's like to know Tolle and why his the way he is www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...

nytimes.com

‘The hug,’ and 9 other stories that explain Payton Tolle’s larger-than-life personality (Gift Article)

Boston's Game 1 starter might be baseball's Ted Lasso: "We’re in the entertainment business. And he’s purely entertaining."

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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Witchsky (the app) @witchsky.app · 29/09/2026

Announcing a fresh release of Witchsky! here is a carousel showing some of the most prominent new buttons, keys, and screens:

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ⓘ This account has been retired. Please follow JerryVEVO for future posts

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

feeling seen on this tremendous friday

screenshot shows:

Mara Wilson reposted your post
"at least we made it to friday"

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

welcome to bluesky. to sort you into the right social cluster, please take this quick 1-question survey

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wearing six pretzels to auntie anne's to assert dominance

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wearing six pairs of sunglasses to sunglass hut to assert dominance

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BOSS: ok and we need the french name for asparagus on the label as well ME: *panicking*

a label for aspragus that includes the french word "asperges"

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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026

Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev

atlas.jazco.dev

Atlas

A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Personally I’m Choosin’ Breakfast

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

theyre saying choosin jerry is the most popular social media move of the year

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

posts doing numbers are good but have you ever gotten 340 likes on a reply

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Great British Bakeoff has a throuple this season. First person to write an essay about this loses

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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

give me your best tips and tricks for not getting swindled at the dealership tomorrow i already picked out the car and got my credit approved but they won’t tell me any numbers until i go in

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

why? when we already have bluesky??

discussingfilm's post: Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hey does anybody on this website know if the sun is setting in new york city

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

discourse is usually dumb but sometimes it results in people i don’t like falling down an open manhole so who can say if it’s useful or not

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 25/09/2026

there were no gifs. it was perfect.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

instructions unclear, reinventing both refrigeration and coffee roasting from first principles at the job interview

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A sorta odd request. I’m looking for an artistic cartographer or an illustrator to commission to make a cute, useful street map of an actually existing village. Searching the internet produces a bunch of fantasy map specialists and AI slop, which isn’t quite it. Know anyone? (This is paid, ofc.)

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My Name Is Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

me at the job interview

Charlie Kelly, holding a bag of spaghetti

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