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Tusk Jenkins

@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 5h
Today’s feedback was that I’m a reliable and communicative leader and that maybe sometimes I worry too much. I’m not sweating it, though, worrying, fretting, overthinking and dream working are how I stay reliable.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 5h
Not a good egg, not a bad egg, just a very sad egg.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h
A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 4h
Nothin' gets you listened to like threatening to pole vault a length of pipe through a $3,000 window.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 3h
I've never wanted to be a sci-fi actress but I think I'd make a good "random blonde in black glasses in back of lab looks up from her computer with WAIT...POSSIBLE GIANT MUTANT INSECT INVASION SOUNDS BAD expression."
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 3h
pinkman is a beautiful name for a little lad
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 3h
My tires have always relied upon the air compressors of strangers.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 3h
I just want this on a large canvas. For my wall.
Two posts on my tabby tab the first being

@astr0z0mbreez: 
Being handcuffed to a rent a cop golf cart does not count as an arrest. Like officially 

The second:

@funeralpig
trying to stay positive but it feels like my second murder trial is going worse than my first
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 3h
Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h
A priest just showed up and read my dignity last rites.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 2h
hurricane party at Betsy’s come one come all we will be praising the lord and passing out ammunition
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h
dreamt my phone was just a glowing rectangle shrieking at me, i hope that’s not a sign
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1h
Select your sadness off of the drop down menu. If "other," please provide a brief description.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 1h
I think my multivitamin short-changed me.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h
Bet I’m the only one here who has a fantasy football team named The Whispering Eye
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 1h
*Feels a little bad whenever I'm the 70th like*
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry guys, I don't exactly know what my major malfunction is either...
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 1h
"I'II take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night Free" #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=JIx2...
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About A Girl (Remastered)
YouTube video by Nirvana - Topic
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 1h
Harlan Coben Tells You About His Favorite Dateline Episode
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 1h
read my Mom something I wrote here but she did not die she just slow blinked at me
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1h
Show us your favourite main character from Scooby-doo. Right answers only.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 1h
I earned the cork on my fork
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 45m
Just ate one piece of broccolus
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 8h
Nothing like logging into a Zoom call a week early and getting an email saying, hi what are you doing? Meeting is next Wednesday
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 8h
Showed up for work at the Group Project Factory and Cheryl already did everything.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h
Seeing your breath in front of you on a cold morning is one of the more depressing signs you’re alive
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h
I’m well versed in nightmares now. Idc. I’ll fuck a boogeyman up.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h
Doctors call it adhd, I call it not letting these bitches hold me down
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 8h
Neighbor across the street asked husband what I was doing in the ditch the other day. Husband told him I’ve been raising monarchs. “OH I’ve been seeing a lot more monarchs around here,” he said, “cool!” So hopefully he’s not a snitch.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 8h
Witches be sippin'
An old black and white photo of 4 ladies, sitting at a table dressed in witches costumes drinking tea. The caption is "Witches be sippin'"
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h
You can put cigarettes out on me if you wanna.
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 8h
Eating sushi for breakfast, as one does. I have already been to the chiropractor and the grocery store, so it feels like lunchtime. Or at least brunch. Plus, I don’t care.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 8h
it’s called being mistaken, maybe you’ve erred a bit
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8h
Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h
Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 7h
*Responding without reacting*
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 7h
You deserve the same fierce protection you give to your loved ones.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 7h
Watch your step, I lost my marbles.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h
drove past a family that was all dressed alike so made sure my car doors were locked just in case
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h
Someone threw a can of Alphagetti at me this morning so supper’s taken care of.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 7h
Ida been here sooner, but I had to renew my bitch accreditation.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h
getting ahead of the curve by marrying a data center
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 6h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 6h
See the next time we do a popularity list on here, can we do top 27845. No particular reason.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 6h
*Now playing in my living room* "Situation gets rough and I start to panic It's not enough, it's just a habit Hey, kid, you're sick Well, darling, this is it..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=hTUA...
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Kiss Off
YouTube video by Violent Femmes - Topic
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6h
it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition
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trix @tr1xotoulis.bsky.social · 6h
The lights dim, I blaze Sharp the cuts, dare a blind spot True sight is felt deep. #haiku #s575
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6h
what can i tell you? I needed to believe the beasties plane was real
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6h
singing “takin’ it to the street” while rolling out the trash cans is why my neighbors love me
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6h
my life as one big unforced error
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