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🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

is this thing on?

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it touches your skin?

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⫷🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴⫸ 🇬🇧 @richardproctor.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I just missed World Backup Day. Does that mean I have to wait until next year to backup my laptop?

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⫷🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴⫸ 🇬🇧 @richardproctor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I just chipped my tooth. Now my tongue will be investigating that for the next three weeks...

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Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

When you woke up and our eyes met, that scream was everything.

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Juliett @retniw-nuf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

First date idea: I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

we’re going to run the country like a business! *fires HR, hires a bunch of unqualified executives, fires all the workers*

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quartzjixler.bsky.social @quartzjixler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

There comes a time in everyone's life when you start referring to anyone under 30 as a "kid."

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

First date idea: lemme watch you bite your bottom lip

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I haven’t rue’d the day in quite a while. Might give it a go tomorrow.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I just canceled my subscription to life

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Remember when satire was distinguishable from reality? Me either

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

[inventing camels] give them vagina feet

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I'm taking up recreational screaming

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I was talking to a guy from Belgium who spoke 4 different languages fluently, which is amazing to me because I live in a country where we basically only speak 1 language and still manage to fuck it up regularly

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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I have forgotten how to be anything other than distrustful.

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⫷🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴⫸ 🇬🇧 @richardproctor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

This is what Twitter/X/Grok thinks of me. It’s scarily accurate 😳

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Rodney Lacroix @rodlacroix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

My wife told me the one thing she really wants for Christmas and I hope she gets it because I’d really like to meet Jason Momoa.

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⫷🅴🆅🅴🆁🆈🅾🅽🅴⫸ 🇬🇧 @richardproctor.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

When your mum said you could be anything, why did you choose to be a cunt?

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

The person you are trying to reach is emotionally unavailable. Please try again later

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

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Hand Warmer @handwharmer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My GPS keeps raising her voice at me.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Does the UK have like 13 television actors and they just keep putting them in new shows? What’s going to happen when they die?

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Announcement: decided to get rid of my mental health to focus on social media

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/12/2024

[first date] him: tell me a little about yourself her: I’m a veterinarian him: I’ve never been to veterinaria her: no I work with animals him: I hate my coworkers too her: check please

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