Reposted by JuliettLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You can be anything you want to be, so be annoying. 917776
Reposted by Juliettstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'll influence you right off a cliff. 711156
Reposted by JuliettLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/04/2025If you wanna be my lover you should definitely not “get with my friends” 619152
Reposted by JuliettJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/11/2025"So, why do they call you Edward Scissorhands?" 98613
Reposted by JuliettViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with 6671156
Reposted by JuliettWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Not all who wander are lost. Some of us just don’t have anything to do. 26427
Reposted by JuliettJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Suckitdry69 on Reddit just told me I need to be kinder to myself 18479100
Reposted by JuliettMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/06/2025*at McDonalds This happy meal better fuckin work. 10529168
Reposted by Juliett[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/06/2025How attractive am I? Let’s just say a certain Rugby team in the Andes would call me a li’l snack 617134
Reposted by JuliettJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/05/2025When the going gets tough the tough do something, I wouldn't know what. 214263
Reposted by JuliettRealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The time I spend at home stressing about my job should count as work hours 27026
Reposted by JuliettNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/05/2025*heavy French accent* "You seem a little... How do you say... 'Fucky.'" 49519
Juliett @retniw-nuf.bsky.social · 03/05/2025How do I feel? Mostly with my hands and sometimes my tongue. Never with my heart. 19635
Reposted by Juliett𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/05/2025I stretched this morning and my moans are now available on PornHub in all but 17 states. 3449734
Reposted by JuliettUncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 18/10/2023I love clowns. I love how they murder people and live in the sewers. 26720
Reposted by Juliettsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025saturdays are for leisurely crying on your shower floor instead of the quick sob you have down there mon-fri 127669
Reposted by JuliettJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I consider both insults and compliments an attack and will respond accordingly. 36814
Reposted by Juliettturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2025i’ll probably die not knowing why my aunt gets so close to my face when she talks 78825
Reposted by JuliettMichael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Have you ever played quiet tennis? It's the same as regular tennis, but without the racket. 3633
Reposted by JuliettDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Once I make 3 friends, it’s over for the rest of you average people 320671
Reposted by Juliett PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Your inspirational post truly inspires me to block you 59344
Reposted by JuliettJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Pencilling a five minute giggle fit into my agenda for tomorrow 412949
Reposted by JuliettSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 13/04/2025[one of my skeets receives four (4) reskeets] me: I'm an influencer 927079
Reposted by Juliett PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 13/04/2025GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know 18453140
Reposted by JuliettJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Name 500 reasons I ask for too much. 812829
Reposted by JuliettMidge @midge.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off 920966
Reposted by JuliettJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/03/2024This day in history. 1972. The Royal Canadian Navy issued its last daily rum ration and my friend Moose and I dropped out of Sea Cadets. 07933
Reposted by Juliett𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2023*ironically creates weapon from olive branch* 4306121
Reposted by JuliettSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I thought life was smiling at me, but my anxiety says it was probably just baring its teeth. 111359
Reposted by Juliettchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I am the opposite of that scene in Dirty Dancing. I have not had the time of my life and Patrick Swayze is dead. 1238799
Reposted by JuliettC 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 27/03/2025It's all fun and games until the games are finished and the fun is over 07327
Reposted by JuliettAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/01/2024Bad news, you can't make people treat you well. Good news, you can kick them out of your life. 413952
Reposted by JuliettShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I wish I felt my successes as much as I feel my mistakes 1124396
Reposted by JuliettDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 30/03/2025when Billy Corgan said “the world is a vampire” I felt that shit 510938
Reposted by JuliettMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2023“Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business." 8412147
Reposted by JuliettStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I finally told my cats they were adopted 1162855151
Reposted by JuliettTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Them: Hugs not drugs Me: Shirtless hugs and lots of drugs 817777
Reposted by JuliettJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 23/03/2025Job interview tip: always follow up with a Thank You note and some photos of the interviewer sleeping. 011225
Reposted by Juliettandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/03/2025Love fucking up a spelling so bad autocorrect is like "welp you're on your own now" 28734165
Reposted by JuliettMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I wonder how many sad country songs could be written about my life. 817380
Reposted by JuliettNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I spend an awful lot of time in flight-or-fight mode for someone doing no fighting-or-flying 318345
Reposted by JuliettFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/03/2025[Abruptly stops hula hooping] Not guilty, your Honor. 627289
Reposted by JuliettJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Today’s workout. 1 hour treadmill. Light weights. 2 hours wrestling my demons. 11407100
Reposted by JuliettDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/03/2025are they still considered intrusive thoughts if your brain seemingly lays out the red carpet for them 17331
Reposted by JuliettNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Better get to bed early tonight. I have a long day of being a fucking bitch tomorrow 310045