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Ghoach @coacharming.bsky.social · 6h
There's a live version of Year Zero on YouTube that's great. Let me go grab it. youtu.be/3qCCcNcWm98?...
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Ghost - Year Zero
YouTube video by Ghost Elisabeth
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 11h
I'm not vain, but I probably hope that skeet is about me.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15h
medicinal crunch wrap
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 17h
Ok if I put you guys down as a reference, for a job I’m applying for?
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won’t ask for help until after I’ve already completed the task.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@enabler.bsky.social
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish I was as good at anything as I am at talking myself into drinking
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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
COME CLOSER PUNK SO I CAN SEE THE WHITES OF YOUR AIRPODS
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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice skeet how can I reply and make it about me?
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laurel, a 12’ skeleton @l4ur3l.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Sock puppets Sifl and Olly are surrounded by flames. Olly is saying WE’RE IN HELL FOR SOME REASON I’M NOT SURE WHY.
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My milkshake brings all the nerds to the yard
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hellish hell, indeed
music.youtube.com
Burn the Flames
YouTube video by Roky Erickson - Topic
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haven’t had anyone flip me the tongue in a long time
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
open.spotify.com
Last Nite
The Strokes · Is This It · Song · 2001
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you causing chaos or is chaos causing you?
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There is no Dr. Jekyll, it’s all Mr. Hyde.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
bedazzled purse lint that says throw that ass in the direction of your dreams
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please, sir, may I have less self-awareness?
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd love to like your jam band, but I have ADHD and I'm afraid I'm gonna need you to end that fucking song now. Thanks.
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ll dance like everyone’s watching idgaf
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t play mind games with me, I’m not very bright.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I politely follow some of you back and immediately mute you
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love warm weather I love summer but this particular time of year kicks fucking ass
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey babe, can I come over and piss you off?
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Silence can be the loudest fucking answer.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I repost a lot to help strengthen your scrolling finger
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somebody just insulted me and it was a good one
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
shitty little sentence that makes no sense but i just like the sound of it
bilbo looking down at ring with smile, then serious grimace showing resolve to keep it, hesitance to give it up
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm the 38,013th most influential shitposter
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Making friends is hard.“ —Dr. Frankenstein
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I come from a long line of women with impressive collections of trinkets, doodads, and soul-trapping incantations
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