Reposted by JezGhoach @coacharming.bsky.social · 6hThere's a live version of Year Zero on YouTube that's great. Let me go grab it. youtu.be/3qCCcNcWm98?...youtu.beGhost - Year ZeroYouTube video by Ghost Elisabeth 111
Reposted by JezQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 11hI'm not vain, but I probably hope that skeet is about me. 2348
Reposted by JezGlasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 17hOk if I put you guys down as a reference, for a job I’m applying for? 34921
Reposted by JezCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I won’t ask for help until after I’ve already completed the task. 1307
Reposted by JezSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season 816362
Reposted by Jezchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood. 413153
Reposted by Jez🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now. 210541
Reposted by JezShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me at some concert: sing some shit I know 510258
Reposted by Jezkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning] 211232
Reposted by JezJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy. 9511160
Reposted by JezSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families 8289110
Reposted by JezMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d take an earbud out for you. 124693
Reposted by JezJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping. 07128
Reposted by JezJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wish I was as good at anything as I am at talking myself into drinking 04017
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Reposted by JezDreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive 4402115
Reposted by JezMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nice skeet how can I reply and make it about me? 49632
Reposted by JezGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My milkshake brings all the nerds to the yard 77529
Reposted by JezJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hellish hell, indeedmusic.youtube.comBurn the FlamesYouTube video by Roky Erickson - Topic 141
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Reposted by JezNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026open.spotify.comLast NiteThe Strokes · Is This It · Song · 2001 0167
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Reposted by JezBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There is no Dr. Jekyll, it’s all Mr. Hyde. 213574
Reposted by JezBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris 87433
Reposted by JezGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night! 49840
Reposted by JezGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT 523384
Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd like to leave the US but my family passed down alcoholism and personality disorders instead of generational wealth 312027
Reposted by Jezstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy. 8419114
Reposted by JezBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fuckin hard or hardly fuckin? 36726
Reposted by Jez🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'd love to like your jam band, but I have ADHD and I'm afraid I'm gonna need you to end that fucking song now. Thanks. 4576
Reposted by JezVamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’ll dance like everyone’s watching idgaf 414650
Reposted by JezKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don’t play mind games with me, I’m not very bright. 0175
Reposted by JezNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I politely follow some of you back and immediately mute you 55011
Reposted by JezBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love warm weather I love summer but this particular time of year kicks fucking ass 48928
Reposted by Jezstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Silence can be the loudest fucking answer. 112553
Reposted by JezJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I repost a lot to help strengthen your scrolling finger 17236
Reposted by JezKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Somebody just insulted me and it was a good one 815663
Reposted by JezThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 10/08/2025shitty little sentence that makes no sense but i just like the sound of it 328851
Reposted by JezJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm the 38,013th most influential shitposter 25524
Reposted by JezJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Making friends is hard.“ —Dr. Frankenstein 225089
Reposted by JezMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I come from a long line of women with impressive collections of trinkets, doodads, and soul-trapping incantations 112153