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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Ok yes, that all chick space thingy is embarrassing af… but where was all this vitriol when Shatner and the boys did it?

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Why does the sound of your own voice never stop being traumatizing?

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Traffic annoys me. War makes me angry. But waiting for my husband to lace up his boots absolute sends me into a fit of rage.

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Things I have not enjoyed on my family camping trip so far: - family - camping

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I can’t believe I just lost all this weight only to find out I’m still ugly.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Two Things I Learned Today: 1. I can barbell squat my body weight 2. What an anal prolapse is

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Just out walking with my dad with a bum hip and my mom with a messed up ankle. It’s been one block. It’s been half an hour.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

You can steal my sunshine as long as you promise to set me on fire with it.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Someday we’re gonna tell people about waterbeds and they’re gonna be like that’s so dumb there’s no way that’s true

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

At any given moment you can assume I’m peeing just a little bit.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

sometimes I wish you guys could love me for who I am and not the completely fabricated version I’ve purposely created on bluesky

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

How come when a woman says she's had many sexual partners she’s “promiscuous” but when I say it I’m a “liar”

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

me: I can’t believe I’m finally home. It doesn’t feel real. wife: *drops stack of mail in my lap* can you go through this? me: ok, now it feels real

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

"Long story short," my mom said 40 minutes ago

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

If I poop myself in this Walmart do you think anyone will notice?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

You’re never too old to chase your dreams. There will come a time when you can no longer catch them, though.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack playing in your head

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Remember when the only intense online drama revolved around someone’s Facebook relationship status?

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Me: go in that bag & find my wallet Robber: which one is it Me: the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it Robber: can't find that one Me: oh that's weird [nervous laughter] maybe just give me the Totoro one

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

wife: can you do me a favor? me: you bet! wife: go out to my car, and-- me: whoa, whoa, WHOA

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

ACQUAINTANCE: So funny seeing you in the grocery store ME: Yeah ha ha *opens door in freezer section* well this is me lol see ya

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The best farts are the ones that make you check your pants but you didn’t actually shit yourself

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

So. I was thinking… haha no. I never do that.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

A hill I’m prepared to die on: Dobby the Elf is to Harry Potter as Jar Jar Binks is to Star Wars.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Weed: Let’s make brownies Cocaine: WE SHOULD START OUR OWN RECORD LABEL

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Turkeys don’t take 12 hours to roast… what were our grandparents smoking?

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

listen here kids, back in MY day we didn't have this fancy thing called "therapy” to help us deal with our family, we just silently resented each other until death freed us

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My forehead is so big my dad used to tell me if I was ever hard up for cash I could always lease out my forehead for advertising space.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

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JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

turns out, the guy who invented cpr just liked kissing strangers then punching them in the chest

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

According to National Geographic, I’m going to live forever.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Alexa, trade the kids for weed.

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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

You know what’s fun? Having covid while being menopausal. My body is either in the frozen tundra or in the bowels of flaming hell.

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Announcement: decided to get rid of my mental health to focus on social media

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I’m excited for the spring when the snow melts and I can find all the Christmas lights I meant to hang but got distracted by sitting on my ass.

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Just tell me jokes and draw me cartoons @skwunt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Does the UK have like 13 television actors and they just keep putting them in new shows? What’s going to happen when they die?

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