Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 46mThe hummingbirds appear to have left. The Julie's arrive. Coincidence? I think not. 0114
Reposted by Wilbur72Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 32mThe inventor of the quarter speed twerk is named Slowly Butt Shirley 052
Reposted by Wilbur72Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2hGhosts in movies are stupid. If I was a ghost I'd be on a beach in St Thomas, but they're just like "Let's stay here and move pots and pans" 25828
Reposted by Wilbur72A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 17hI just woke up from a nap feeling overwhelmingly disappointed in The Butthole Surfers. Am I in the right timeline? 34516
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1hToday’s grocery breakfast beer is an Octoberfest from Wicked Weed. 0142
Reposted by Wilbur72Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 11hMe hearing: "Is there anybody out there?" It's the voice inside my head. 062
Reposted by Wilbur72Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 6hI'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right? 04116
Reposted by Wilbur72Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3hAt 56 my super power is waking up feeling hung over after a big night of doing no drinking whatsoever. 24816
Reposted by Wilbur72Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 5hWhen my parents die I’m totally going to change my name. 44119
Reposted by Wilbur72DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3hI can't sleep because the Two Wolves inside of me keep eating the sheep I'm trying to count 😤 195
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22hJust because my skeet was bad doesn't mean you should stop skeeting bad. I mean, why stop now? 13112
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 23hA coach finds a phone on the field and hands it to the Head Referee. Ref: How did you know it was my phone? Coach: It says you missed 15 calls. 612291254
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Julie 2: Invasion of the Julie Snatchers 1258
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's the annual Julie migration season. 05330
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anything can be a slow cooker if you turn the heat down low enough 0145
Reposted by Wilbur72Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ocean's Eleven, but it's just me and the voices in my head figuring out how to steal joy from myself. 02010
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One summer I had a job setting up teepees I was a cone-tent creator 1187
Reposted by Wilbur72DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going back in time to the 80's would fix me 085
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump said he feels badly for the Cornell 7 And not a single one of us is surprised 1234
Reposted by Wilbur72Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*drops it like it's hot* *dons oven mitts* *picks it back up* 05322
Reposted by Wilbur72Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming. 316280
Reposted by Wilbur72Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How many times did I say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?" today? If your answer is entirely too many, you are correct. 0166
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: I have used the word "fuck" way too many times this week. Fucking Friday! 46020
Reposted by Wilbur72🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone's effort is the reflection of their interest in you. 0187
Reposted by Wilbur72Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like when I can be happy when someone else has something to be happy about. 03715
Reposted by Wilbur72Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that 2127373
Reposted by Wilbur72Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity? 139833
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s the difference between an elevator and my parents? An elevator can raise a child. Yeah. 33011
Reposted by Wilbur72Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to talk to the person who told Totino's they should get into the Ramen game. 2289
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thanks for all of the birthday wishes everybody! I'm saving them for April. 🎂🎂😂😂 4255
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I referred to Octoberfest as The Big O-fest and now I’m not allowed back at the German restaurant. 1124
Reposted by Wilbur72Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning. 1321236
Reposted by Wilbur72lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, sorry, haha. You see, I was mashing roasted garlic into softened butter on a rainy autumn afternoon, and I just don't give a fuck 37925
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I left work at 4:20 I'm celebrating after work with 4:20 Time travel made possible by 4:20 24313
Reposted by Wilbur72Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Her: You need to work on your communication skills. Me: 👍 15116
Reposted by Wilbur72Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: Free bucket at Harbor Freight this weekend! Wife: That'll make six buckets you have. What are you doing with them? Me: Me: Free bucket at Harbor Freight this weekend! 1511139
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just read that women wear flower panties in memory of all the faces that were buried down there. 095
Reposted by Wilbur72Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎵 Pour your misery* down on me 🎵 *assumes your misery is gravy 1154
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost the case. 0258
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My coworkers call me E.T. because I always just want to go home. 082