Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 12hHolding up my corner of the sane world is fricking exhausting 072
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The only straight women I know who are keen on the idea of marriage are those who haven't tried it yet. Lol. 1284
Reposted by Shouting GoddessSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much 19282104
Reposted by Shouting GoddessFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Factually correcting shitposts isn’t the intellectual triumph you think it is, Einstein. 510649
Reposted by Shouting GoddessStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I repost you but I'm not in repost with you. 210551
Reposted by Shouting GoddessCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why's it called erectile dysfunction and not cocknitive decline? 320453
Reposted by Shouting GoddessDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2729274
Reposted by Shouting GoddessMrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wanna drink Negronis and argue? 57534
Reposted by Shouting GoddessCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It seems to me the real problem these days is that people have an overwhelming dread of sense. 412767
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd forgotten what an aphrodisiac anticipation was. 43413
Reposted by Shouting GoddessMark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Consider your age to be a positive accumulation. 064
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters. 821986194
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If randomly renaming bodies of water doesn't solve your trade war, I'm not sure what will. 518849
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJames Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 07/02/2025People with handlebar mustaches should be forced to box kangaroos. 05923
Reposted by Shouting Goddesssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026america 2026: the ai robot dog has more rights than my uterus 320359
Reposted by Shouting GoddessEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over 528879
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I got my followers the old-fashioned way. Years of relentless childhood trauma.  418849
Reposted by Shouting GoddessFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?” Me: Yes. 5361144
Reposted by Shouting GoddessMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026So what if I’m prickly. At least I have texture. 111559
Reposted by Shouting GoddessMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my husband looks about 5 months along and the suspense is killing me 725466
Reposted by Shouting GoddessBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025the worst part of waking up is the buffering 6343113
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Squishy is the worst texture of thing to step on 77630
Reposted by Shouting GoddessUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." 412654474
Reposted by Shouting GoddessCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Apprehension is the qualm before the storm. 14524
Reposted by Shouting GoddessJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives 331122350
Reposted by Shouting GoddessForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Do not go willy into that good nilly 221624485
Reposted by Shouting GoddessToby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If I say “You’re like family to me”, it’s not a compliment 0257
Reposted by Shouting GoddessSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026All the shit trees have seen 716361
Reposted by Shouting Goddesssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes* me: jealous 4584143
Reposted by Shouting GoddessLiterally @ummliterally.bsky.social · 24/03/2026"Exclamation mark," I say dryly into my speech-to-text message. 08739
Reposted by Shouting GoddessMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Don't be angry with me because I spoke the truth. Be angry with me because I'm an asshole. 318678
Reposted by Shouting GoddessFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We’re all fucked. You’re not special. 8303114
Reposted by Shouting GoddessPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/04/2026shitposting is macaroni art for grownups 211947
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When the big things are allllllll fucked up, I rely on the small things to stay sane and happy. Today's small things have been putting clean sheets on my bed and sharing cheesy Quavers with my dog. Here's to good small things *clinks glass*. 35516
Reposted by Shouting Goddess꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 14/11/2025collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal 7378110
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026All social media posts are now postcards from the edge. 06929
Reposted by Shouting GoddessCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/11/2025*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it away* listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going? 314743
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3 36613
Reposted by Shouting Goddesssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025i think florida is ai 1321651
Reposted by Shouting GoddessSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾 1424885
Reposted by Shouting GoddessBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 08/10/2025everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore 11587193
Reposted by Shouting GoddessThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck 826264
Reposted by Shouting GoddessChelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025A blithering of idiots, if you will. 014863
Reposted by Shouting Goddess Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 12/09/2025i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now 69333
Reposted by Shouting Goddessstuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Let's get you muted there, champ 211240
Reposted by Shouting GoddessNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I enjoy long walks on the beach and being apologized to 829492
Reposted by Shouting GoddessForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Prescription-strength reciprocation 38544
Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I'm so old I remember when the world thought the USA was cool. 510223
