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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5h

If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2025

Real Estate: Close To Transportation

This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home is conveniently located on a bustling stretch of tarmac at LaGuardia Airport.

Reference #257977

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h

Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :(

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19h

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

I spend a lot of time luring men to their deaths, but I also enjoy flower arranging.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We’ve heard your concerns and we took action. Our 9/11 slot machine has been removed.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

A woman at Olive Garden died, so we’re rummaging through her stuff. Just like a real family

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, you like psychology? Name five ways you can help me

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aries: Fuck you.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got laid off one summer when I was a kid and I wanted to collect unemployment so I tanked a bunch of job interviews on purpose. I started doing pushups in one guy's office and he got so freaked out he called security

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